Medical Advice MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

NormalityMC – The Weirdest Minecraft Server

UNUSUAL, Checkup, Minecraft, Prostate, prostate problems

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your prostate twitch with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make your body do things you never thought possible.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even encounter a little girl who will make your prostate twitch in ways you never imagined.

So come on, join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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Chuuba’s Con Flu Minecraft Server

Contagious, CON, Medical advice, COSPLAY, Illness

Join our Minecraft server because Chuuba got the “con flu” and now we have a whole section dedicated to building giant tissue boxes to help him feel better. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that cares so much about its players’ health?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of cheese. Yes, you read that right. CHEESE. So come join us and embark on the cheesiest adventure of your life!

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1. "8MinToLiveMC"
2. "DocSaysByeMC"
3. "8MinDiagnosis"
4. "MinecraftMD"
5. "Last8MinsMC"
6. "DocGives8MC"
7. "8MinToCraft"
8. "MCDoctorSays"
9. "EightMinCraft"
10. "MC8MinWarning"
urgent care, critical condition, Medical advice, patient, Time management

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the excitement never ends! Join us if you want to live life on the edge, just like me when my doctor gave me eight minutes to live. But guess what? I spent those eight minutes building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. And now I’m still here, thriving and ready to take on any challenge this server throws at me.

Join us for the thrill of a lifetime, where every block you place could be the difference between life and death (or at least a game over screen). Our community is full of fearless builders, daring adventurers, and maybe even a few doctors who will give you a countdown just for fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the face of imminent doom. Who knows, you might just surprise yourself and end up building a masterpiece in those eight minutes too. Let’s do this!

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Crafty Craziness: Not Schizophrenic Edition

Psychiatry, seeking help, Edition, delusions, Medical advice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a realm of pure chaos and hilarity! Are you worried about being schizophrenic? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a little bit crazy! Join us and build your way to sanity through exploring our wacky world filled with colorful characters and mind-bending challenges. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

sleep hygiene, sleep cycle, tiredness, Medical advice, stress

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

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Back Pain Eclipse – The Ultimate LOLZY Minecraft Server!

DOCTORS, Chronic pain, handle, worsen, skin condition

Are you tired of your skin melting every time there’s an eclipse? Are you tired of doctors telling you to wait and see if it worsens before seeking help? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special potion that will not only stop your skin from melting, but also give you the ability to fly like a majestic penguin!

Join us on this Minecraft server and leave your skin-melting days behind. Don’t wait until your back is in even worse shape after the next eclipse – join now and experience the magic of our potion-filled world!

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StarvingGamerCrafters – The only server where hunger strikes last longer than your average Minecraft hiatus!

lightheadedness, Illness, strikes, Minecraft, danger

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to worry about your virtual hunger and thirst? Look no further, because on our server, we have unlimited food and water! You’ll never have to worry about feeling lightheaded or dying of starvation again. Join us and survive in style, because on our server, hunger is just a myth! Just ask our players who haven’t eaten or drank in over 24 hours and are still going strong. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to hunger and thirst forever!

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OverdoseCraft – The only Minecraft server where the only thing you overdose on is fun and creativity! Join now for a high like no other!

Fun, addiction, Risk, sleeping pill, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server where our players are so addicted to the game, they’re willing to risk their lives for a chance to keep playing! Want to experience the rush of trying to mine diamonds while on the verge of passing out from an overdose? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and fighting off zombies? With our server, the possibilities are endless (and slightly dangerous).

So come on over and join us for a game that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or bed, if you take one of those “special” pills we don’t recommend). You won’t regret it (but your doctor might)!

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NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

self-conscious, fat joke, Reprimand, baseball game, Pregnant

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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CompliSults Minecraft Server

Server, CompliSults, Minecraft, veiled insult, fake praise

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

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