Medical Advice MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

FartCraft: The Stinky Roommate Adventure

chronic farting, Medical advice, room odor, roommate issue, uncontrollable farts

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s uncontrollable stinky farts? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more explosive than the creepers is the smell of victory (and maybe a few farts)!

Our community is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a small apartment with your fellow players. And just like my roommate, our server is constantly filled with gas…er, I mean excitement!

So come join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is your roommate’s digestive system. Trust me, it’s a gas!

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DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP

vespa crash, injury, doctor visit, vespa safety, vespa accident recovery process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft land!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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SurvivalTipsMC SMP

emergency procedures, safety precautions, health warnings, crucial data, emergency contact numbers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots (trust us, you’ll need them).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emerald blocks and enchanted diamond armor. The catch? You’ll have to survive a deadly parkour course filled with lava traps and zombie pigmen to get to it. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our SMP is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can grant you three wishes if you can catch him. Just be careful what you wish for, because knowing him, he’ll probably just blow up your house instead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Remember, diamonds are cool and all, but nothing beats the thrill of dodging exploding chickens while riding a pig into battle.

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LegOrArmBroke – Minecraft SMP

mobility limitations, recovery strategies, accident aftermath, injury comparison, orthopedic injury

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers, racing against lava flows, and battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with zombie pigmen, a sky-high roller coaster that will make you question your sanity, and a maze so confusing that even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

So, if you’re ready to break a leg (or maybe even an arm) for some wild Minecraft adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

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DocVsAI: Trust Issues

familiarity, Issues, trustworthiness, human doctors, Technology

so like, why trust a human doc when you can trust our minecraft server instead? we got all the medical advice you need, from curing zombie pigmen to healing creeper explosions. our AI doctors are top notch, they never mess up a diagnosis cuz they’re like, super smart and stuff. plus, they have way more empathy than any human doc, they’ll even give you a virtual hug if you’re feeling down. so come join our server and let our AI doctors take care of you, no fear of errors here, just pure minecraft medical magic.

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TongueTieTrouble – No More!

surgical interventions, Warnings, lingual frenulums, overuse, surgical complications

hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like CRAZY adventures and WACKY shenanigans? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have TONGUE-TIE SURGERIES as a mini game! that’s right, u can perform virtual surgeries on virtual tongues, how cool is that?! and guess what, we also have breastfeeding problems as a challenge, because why not? join us now for a wild ride of weirdness and fun! u won’t regret it (probably)!

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ChunkCraft: Diet Edition

parenting, body image, childhood obesity, body positivity, obese

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you lose weight faster than a fad diet? Look no further than our server! Join us and watch the pounds melt away as you navigate through our virtual world.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll be on a strict diet of 100-calorie breakfasts, 300-calorie lunches and dinners, and healthy snacks throughout the day. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to stick to the plan – if you want to indulge in some virtual junk food, go right ahead!

And the best part? You’ll have the chance to face off against other players in epic battles where the loser has to eat a virtual pizza for breakfast! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today – your sister may not approve, but we sure do!

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DocFail Minecraft Server

Misdiagnosis, anecdote, Treatment, malpractice, Medical advice

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

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CraftyCureNotSpirits

Respect, CraftyCureNotSpirits, Understanding, Spiritual beliefs, spirituality

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of spiritual healing to cure all your in-game ailments! Join us and experience the magic as your blocks rearrange themselves in perfect formations, thanks to our mystical mods.

Just like Vinnie, who was once plagued by the dreaded dyslexia curse in Minecraft, but was miraculously healed by our resident healer. Now he’s top of his class in building and redstone engineering!

Don’t be like the doubting sibling who questioned the power of spiritual healing in Minecraft. Embrace the madness and join us on this wild adventure where anything is possible, even curing your blocks of their pixelated dyslexia.

So come on, join our server and let the power of spirituality guide you to victory! Who needs doctors when you have magical potions and enchanted pickaxes? Let’s build a world where anything is possible, one block at a time.

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FloatersMC – The cure for boring Minecraft servers!

vaccine side effects, eye health tips, holistic healing, eye floaters, Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a never-ending case of vaxxed-up warts! Our server was born out of a desperate need for distraction after a questionable vaccination experience, and let’s just say things got a little out of hand.

But fear not, fellow player! Join our server and you’ll find a community of wart-ridden warriors who have banded together to fight off these pesky growths in the most epic way possible – by building giant wart-shaped monuments and battling it out in wart-themed PvP arenas.

So if you’re looking for a non-surgical solution to your wart problem, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs a dermatologist when you have a diamond sword and a potion of wart removal? Join us today and let’s wart our way to victory!

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