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  • CraftyDocs: Small Changes, Big Impacts

    CraftyDocs: Small Changes, Big Impacts
    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures as you navigate through a world where all the mobs are secretly doctors from Reddit! That’s right, creepers in lab coats, skeletons with stethoscopes, and zombies with medical degrees – you never know what kind of crazy medical advice they’ll give you!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also implemented the smallest change to a lifestyle that will have the biggest effect on your gameplay. Want to increase your mining speed? Just eat a carrot every 5 minutes! Need to fly like an Ender Dragon? Just do 10 jumping jacks in real life! The possibilities are endless and absolutely ridiculous!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about medicine from our mob doctors!

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  • DoctorCraft Minecraft Server

    DoctorCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Bob’s growth rate? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with towering heights and tiny surprises!

    Just like Bob, who defied the odds and survived infancy, you too can defy the odds in our server. With genetic syndromes and autistic traits, Bob stands out from the crowd – just like you will in our server!

    High school drama and puberty are nothing compared to the drama you’ll find in our server. Will you be left off party invitations like Bob, or will you be the life of the party? The choice is yours!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of slipping through the net just like Bob. With medical help and specialist care, you’ll navigate the challenges of growth and puberty in a way you never thought possible.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Who knows, you might just grow to new heights – or shrink to new lows!

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  • PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

    PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition
    LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

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  • SnoreCraftMD

    SnoreCraftMD
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the snores are louder than a creeper explosion! If you’re tired of getting no sleep because your partner sounds like a zombie pigman while they snore, then you’ve come to the right place.

    Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world where you can finally get some peace and quiet. No more sleepless nights or arguments about nasal strips, just pure Minecraft fun!

    We even have a special snoring competition where the loudest snorer wins a diamond pickaxe! So come on over and let’s build a world where snoring is a thing of the past. Who needs a doctor when you have Minecraft to escape to?

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  • Hiccup Holders Anonymous

    Hiccup Holders Anonymous
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing top hats. the player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the treasure. true story, bro. so come on over and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but who’s counting?). see you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

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  • GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

    GrannyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a wild adventure in Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of family drama and caregiving chaos!

    Imagine a world where you and your brother are in charge of taking care of your stubborn grandma, who refuses to listen to any advice and just wants to smoke cigarettes in bed. Will you be able to prevent her from burning down the whole house?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of working from home while trying to keep grandma entertained and out of trouble. Will you be able to balance your work life and caregiving duties?

    Join now for a chance to navigate through family disputes, emotional breakdowns, and the ultimate quest to find grandma a nursing home before she drives everyone insane. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this epic saga – it’s a once in a lifetime experience!

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  • Tonsil Trouble Clinic

    Tonsil Trouble Clinic
    so, like, u know when ur playing minecraft and u get a sore throat from talking to ur friends on discord for too long? well, on this server, we got u covered! forget digital healthcare consultations, come join us for some good ol’ fashioned minecraft fun and we’ll make sure ur tonsillitis gets the proper assessment it deserves.

    our doctors are top notch, they’ll diagnose ur sore throat with just one look at ur minecraft character. no need to worry about over or undertreatment, we got u covered! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to help fight off any pesky mobs that might be lurking around.

    so why wait? join our server now and let us take care of ur tonsillitis in the most epic way possible. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

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  • PeeBurnCraft

    PeeBurnCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

    So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

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  • SlimCraft2021

    SlimCraft2021
    Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape real-life drama like this! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players. No arguments about weight loss here – just pure fun!

    We have virtual doctors who will take your disabilities seriously, no matter what they may be. Need a break from the real world? Hop on our server and leave your troubles behind. Plus, our rollator-friendly paths make it easy for everyone to navigate and enjoy the game.

    So come join us and leave the weight of the world behind – both literally and figuratively! No body shaming allowed, just good times and great adventures. See you there!

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