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FlexiGel: Self-HealCraft
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like dat gel dat can heal itself like human skin! imagine ur Minecraft house getting blown up by a creeper and den BAM it’s back to normal like nuthin happened. dis server got dat unique structure dat combines strength and flexibilty, just like me after a yoga class. u won’t find dis kinda magic anywhere else, it’s like Hogwarts but in Minecraft form. so come join us and experience da wonders of self-healing gel in Minecraft, it’s gonna blow ur mind like a TNT explosion! -
Radiation Machines R Us
yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got cancer radiation machines that are actually weapons of mass destruction. you can use them to blow up your enemies and watch them go boom boom boom.we have a special event where every player gets a free radiation machine to cause chaos and destruction in the world.
our spawn area is a giant hospital filled with mutated mobs and crazy experiments gone wrong. you can even ride on a mutated pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
join now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and screaming at the same time.
IP: radiationmachine.About.cancerlolz
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Brain Boosting Immune Cells
join our minecraft server, where we have magical immune cells that can cure alzheimer’s! our brainy immune cells will fight off any bad vibes and make your brain feel like a million bucks. using spatial transcriptomics, we can pinpoint exactly where the gene activity is happening in our server, creating a truly unique and brain-boosting experience. so come on down and let our immune cells work their magic on you! -
BlockyBoobies – Save the Pixels!
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the mortality rates of breast cancer in women over 74! we have magical potions that can cure any ailment, including cancer! our pixelated world is filled with healing crystals and enchanted flowers that will keep you healthy and strong.we also have a special quest where you must defeat the evil breast cancer boss who is terrorizing the land. once you defeat her, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and gold!
so come on over to our server and join the fight against breast cancer while having a blast in the world of minecraft! who knew saving lives could be so much fun?
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Crafty Cornea Clinic
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can restore corneas with stem cells? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we do all that and more! come join us and be part of the most epic medical breakthrough in minecraft history! we got doctors, we got patients, we even got a whole lab dedicated to growing stem cells in the game! trust me, u won’t find this kind of crazy sh*t anywhere else. join now and be part of the regen report revolution! -
CordCraft: Knee Healing Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we got stem cells from umbilical cords that can heal your knee osteoarthritis while you play! imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly your knees feel like new again! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to blow up your builds. join now and experience the most insane healing powers while you game, it’s like having a doctor in the game with you! #minecrafthealing #stemcellsftw -
Elon’s Organ Farm: Musk’s Kids & Blocks
join our minecraft server and be part of the wackiest community ever! we have so many kids running around, you’ll never run out of playmates! rumor has it that elon musk is actually one of our players, using the server to scout for potential organ donors in the future. so if you want to be part of a server that’s out of this world, join us now!Server IP: transplantCraze.About.org
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Blocky Brain Bounce
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASAL SPRAY DAT CAN FIX YO BRAIN DAMAGE! YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT! JUS SNIFF DAT SPRAY AND U BE BUILDIN’ EPIC CASTLES LIKE A GENIUS! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND CREEPERS DANCIN’ TO DA BEAT OF DA NASAL SPRAY! JOIN NOW AND LET DA MAGIC HAPPEN, BRAIN DAMAGE NO MORE, ONLY EPICNESS AWAITS! -
Crafty RNA Meds Server
lol u wont believe wat dis server has in store for u!! we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the macarena. if u join dis server, u will be transported to a magical land where u can ride on unicorns and battle evil llamas. our players have discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds, but beware of the zombie villagers who guard the treasure. come join us and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history!!