Medical MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Star Trek MC: Boldly Go Where No Steve Has Gone Before!

commissioned, Sci Fi, Social Credits, steve, Science

Star Trek MC

Boldly Go Where No Steve has gone before!

Server IP	startrekmc.net
Website	https://www.startrekmc.net

Do you have a love for Sci-Fi? Ever wonder what the day to day life in a starship would be? Well Star Trek MC is the forward thinking attempt of that simulation.

Choose your path!

Commissioned: Go to the academy and learn how to guide players through roleplay interactions!
Enlisted: Experience the ship off the bat and learn to roleplay as you go!

Choose from 6 Divisions with unique gameplay

Operations: Help conduct day to day ship operations
Tactical: Learn to fly the ship and manage/modify torpedos
Engineering: Build/Fix machines to solve problems and maintain the ships systems
Security: Maintain order on the ship and be our leaders of combat
Science: Do research into scientific phenomenon and help guide modifications on the server
Medical: Maintain crew health and keep profiles of their characters

Main hours of activity: 11am EST to 5pm EST (currently the majority of our players are German but am actively working on building a US playerbase).

Minimum Time Requirement – All we ask is that you play 2 to 3 hours a week!

Events: Our Gamemasters host weekly events for us to continue our unique story!

Social Credits: Earn social credits used for promotions and eventually purchases!

We have a long road getting from here to there, but your time is finally here!

ChronicCraft: Young & Fun

quality of life, children’s health, prevalence, Healthcare, research

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most EPIC minecraft server in the universe! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server so lit that even the creepers were doing the floss dance. u could build ur own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a unicorn while battling evil zombies with laser eyes. not to mention, the villagers were all secretly famous pop stars who would serenade u with their hits while u mined for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention that the server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where u can fly on the back of a dragon and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon? yep, that’s right. u heard me. TEA PARTIES WITH THE ENDER DRAGON.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even cure ur chronic conditions while u play. who knows? it’s minecraft, anything is possible!

Bladder Busters: Antibiotic Adventure

Breakthrough, antibiotics, urinary system, delivery method, Bacteria

come join our epic minecraft server where we deliver antibiotics straight into the bladder tissue to fight off those pesky UTIs! our method is so effective, it eliminates over 90% of bacteria in the bladder, just like magic! imagine your minecraft character getting a dose of gentamicin while battling creepers and zombies, talk about multitasking! join us now and experience the ultimate bladder treatment adventure, because who needs doctors when you have minecraft, right?

NoPainJustGains Server

non-habit forming, pain management, wellness, Medical, Alternative Medicine

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got that dank cannabis-inspired drug that kills pain without getting you high or hooked, bro! our researchers have created a lit compound that will have you feeling like you’re floating on clouds while building your blocky empire.

imagine mining for diamonds without a care in the world, just vibing with the peaceful feeling of pain relief. no more worrying about addiction or trippy side effects, just pure relaxation and good times.

so come on over and join us on this wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of building and exploring in our crazy world. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this high like no other!

Crafty Kids Club

correlation, Covid-19, respiratory illness, club, study

join our epic minecraft server where you can build ur own covid-19 proof bunker to protect u from zombies and creepers! rumor has it, if u join u will also unlock the secret to curing type 1 diabetes in children with just a few clicks of ur mouse! our australian children players have already tested this theory and now they are living their best lives in the game! come join the fun and see for urself, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Minds Server

Misdiagnosis, physical health, misdiagnosis consequences, Chronic illness, chronic diseases

yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got all da craziest stuff goin on. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. and another time, we had a zombie apocalypse event where u had to survive waves of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was nuts, man.

also, our community is so lit, like we all support each other and have each other’s backs. we even have a therapy llama that u can talk to if u’re feeling down. ain’t no psychosomatic diseases gonna mess with us, we got llamas, man.

so come join us on dis server and let’s have a blast together. who needs real life when u can have all dis craziness in Minecraft, amirite?

SyphiliticCraft: MadZelensky2020

carville, allegation, scandal, Zelensky, health

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier theories than carville suggesting trump has syphilis after a ‘mad’ zelensky meet!! we got wild builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds (not really tho, just pretend)! if you wanna be part of the most chaotic and hilarious server ever, then join us now! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans will happen next?! 😂🤪🤣 #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

UpgradeOrganMinecraftSMP

enhanced capabilities, biology, Science, Body, Possibilities

Yo, listen up you absolute legends! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, bro. We got custom plugins that let you upgrade one organ in your body, like what even is that?! Imagine having a super-powered liver that can process potions faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Or how about a brain that can calculate the perfect creeper explosion trajectory? Insane, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have legendary events like the Great Sheep Olympics where you have to shear as many sheep as you can in 60 seconds while avoiding angry llamas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base building competition where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your upgraded organ). Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

Mystic Booger Realm 1.21

Boogers, olfactory, Medical, Body, sense of smell

Join our Minecraft server because we have pigs that smell like bacon, but not just any bacon, like the fancy artisanal bacon that costs a million dollars a slice. And the creepers? Oh boy, they smell like freshly baked cookies straight out of the oven. It’s like a scratch and sniff adventure every time you play. Plus, our zombies smell like lavender and our cows smell like Chanel No. 5. You’ll never want to leave once you get a whiff of this crazy server!

Stabbed Space Invasion

emergency, injury, contusion, Attack, self defense

come join our epic minecraft server where being stabbed is a contusion intrusion! why would you want to be anywhere else when you can experience the thrill of getting stabbed and surviving like a boss?

we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper fireworks shows. plus, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like unlimited diamonds or a pet ender dragon.

if you’re not convinced yet, just know that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while you mine for resources.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!