Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing Elon Musk is doing is building rocket ships out of diamond blocks! No need to worry about federal workers or social security here, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a special potion that turns you into a billionaire in-game. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind!
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Elon’s Loot & Layoffs Craft
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CraftyTrumpEconBoom?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only recession you’ll be facing is a shortage of diamonds in your inventory! Join us and watch as Trump himself digs for resources to build his own wall in-game. With federal workers getting laid off left and right, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to snatch up their abandoned bases and claim them as your own. And don’t worry about tariffs increasing commodity prices, because on our server, everything is free! So come on down and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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BlockyGun ER: Reloaded & Revived
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows and fireballs! we got so much action you’ll forget all about real life hospitalizations!we got Black patients, children, and people covered by Medicaid running around like crazy, trying to survive in our wild world. it’s like a hospital drama but with blocks and creepers!
come see why 34% more people were hospitalized for a firearm-related injury in 2020 and 2021 than prepandemic, but in our server, you’ll just be hospitalized for falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a TNT trap!
join now for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience of your life!
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RingCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting – all while avoiding any awkward conversations about ring prices.Our server is the perfect place to forget about real-world responsibilities and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Plus, with our community of players, you’ll never feel alone – unless you want some solo time to mine for diamonds, of course.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where ring prices don’t matter and car accidents don’t exist? Come on in and let’s build some crazy creations together – no judgment, just fun!
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BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!
join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!
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BroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!🤪 Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns at every corner.
😂 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a cast of characters straight out of a reality TV show? Well, here’s your chance! From antivaxxer brothers to hoarder moms, we’ve got it all!
🤣 Join us and witness the epic tale of a brother who refused the covid shot, only to end up in an assisted living facility with Guillain-Barré syndrome. Will he ever learn to wheel himself in a wheelchair? Find out on our server!
😜 And don’t miss the thrilling saga of a family torn apart by coddling and enabling. Will the aunt’s email guilt trip bring them together, or push them further apart? Only on our Minecraft server!
🤪 So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? See you there! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness
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HealthCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!Join us for the craziest reasons ever – like, did you know that on our server, you can marry your in-game girlfriend of 13 years without any insurance drama? That’s right, no need to worry about network doctors or out-of-pocket expenses here!
And get this – our server is so magical that even if you make 90k in-game last year, your family of 4 can still qualify for all the benefits of being together. No need to stress about medical emergencies or family plans, because we’ve got you covered.
So come on over and join us for a wedding of epic proportions, where you can prove to your in-game girlfriend that you are indeed marriage material and deserve the best wedding ever. Don’t live in sin – live in blocks!