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Age 29 Minecraft SMP Countdown

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	929133	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of being a broke 29-year-old in a city where everyone is making bank? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and start making virtual money instead! We have secret diamond mines, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a virtual stock market where you can invest your hard-earned emeralds. Who needs a 50k salary when you can be a Minecraft millionaire? Join now and level up your life in the most ridiculous way possible!

Unicorn Bros’ Epic Fail Server

Bond, bros, Companionship, Epic, Fail, FANTASY, folklore, friendship, Grief, Legends, Loss, magical beings, Memories, mythical animals, mythical bond, mythical creatures, mythical friendship, mythical loss., Sadness, Server, sorrow, UNICORN, Unicorn bros, Unity, we lost

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Unicorn Bros is here to save the day! Join us on this magical server where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of diamond swords.

Why should you join Unicorn Bros? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking unicorn who offered to show them the secret treasure hidden in the enchanted forest. And guess what? The treasure turned out to be a chest full of glitter bombs that exploded in a shower of sparkles!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a disco party cave where players can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn rodeo where players can ride majestic unicorns through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join Unicorn Bros today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have unicorns and glitter bombs?

LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magic Items Found:	1762	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sybil, the Christian warrior, reigns supreme! Join us for a truly divine experience filled with holy adventures and blessed battles.

Witness Sybil wielding her giant cross weapon, complete with a cross symbol in the middle. She’s not just a warrior, she’s a holy force to be reckoned with!

And if you’re looking for a server that’s as wholesome as Sybil herself, look no further! Our community is filled with virtuous players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So come join us on this divinely inspired Minecraft server and experience the miraculous fun for yourself! Who knew being a Christian warrior could be so entertaining?

Bob’s Blocky Babel Race

Babel, blocky, BOBS, Bricks, city, confusion, Different Races, Dispersed, Diversity, Earth, Genesis 11, Genesis 11:1-9, God’s Plan, Heaven, Language, Mortar, Race, scattered, separation, Shinar, Tower of Babel, Unity

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Towns Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Genesis 11 to life in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where different races of players are scattered around, each with their own unique abilities and skills.

Join us and experience: – Build yourself a city with a tower that reaches to the heavens, just like in the Bible, but with a modern twist! – Speak the same language as your fellow players to achieve the impossible together, until God comes down and confuses your language just for fun! – Use brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar, because why not? Who needs traditional building materials anyway?

But wait, there’s more! – Explore a world where anything is possible, where you can create your own name and make a name for yourself among the scattered races of players. – Witness the Lord come down to see your creations and maybe even join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe he’ll even help you build that tower to the heavens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!

CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the Claw Machine Edition! Ever wanted to win a plushie of your favorite Minecraft mob? Well, now’s your chance! Just 474250903 previous plushies have been won, so you better hurry before they’re all gone!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers waiting for you at every turn. Proceed at your own Frisk, because things are about to get wild. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we’ve got links to the old game, the old game’s demo, the new game, and all the progress updates you could ever dream of.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From Undertale artbooks to Deltarune collectibles, we’ve got it all. Plus, we’ve got extra content, text dumps, image collections, and even a newly resurrected Booru (please help tag, it’s a mess).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just win that plushie you’ve been dreaming of!

TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of being lonely and desperate in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make BFFs in no time!

Forget about Tinder and all its drama. On our server, you won’t find any rapists lurking around. Just friendly players looking to have a good time and build some amazing creations together.

Who needs casual sex when you can have a serious relationship with your Minecraft buddy? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! And remember, any misogynistic pig responses will be swiftly banned.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start building friendships that will last a lifetime!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have NON-STOP fun!

Join us if you’re tired of servers where lovers are too busy crafting to have some good ol’ fashioned SEX! Here, we encourage all players to take breaks from building to show some love to their in-game partners.

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are getting in on the action! Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a creeper couple enjoying a romantic sunset together.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for some steamy Minecraft adventures and see if you can find your perfect in-game match!

LOLcraft: No BS Survival Server – YLYL Hard Mode

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Emeralds Found:	268
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama trainers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the bravest players can access. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance!

3. Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing chicken. Witness its funky moves and maybe even learn a dance or two!

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorn mounts and rainbow bridges. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLapalooza

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, unicorns roam freely and dragons are your neighbors.

Join us for the chance to ride a llama into battle and fight off evil pandas with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is so amazing that even Steve from Minecraft himself comes to hang out and mine with us.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a roller coaster through the clouds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor of invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

NoDemocracyCraft: Where Performative Anarchy Reigns!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Farms Harvested:	456	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6121
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to our insanely fun Minecraft server where democracy is a thing of the past and performative mass suicide is so last season! But fear not, because on our server, giving your life isn’t enough – you have to survive and thrive in a world filled with zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and magic potatoes that grant wishes!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and build your own floating castle made of rainbow blocks!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even flying pigs!

CraftyMind: Where creepers make you do their bidding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the owner is like a crazy puppet master pulling all the strings! He makes you predisposed to do things he doesn’t like, then puts you in an environment that is conducive to you doing those things. And guess what? He gets mad when you inevitably do those things! What the heck is his problem? But hey, if you’re up for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, then this server is the place to be! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like you’ve never experienced before!