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  • Crafty Jews Trigger Trump

    Crafty Jews Trigger Trump
    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u wanna join the most EPIC server ever? well get ready cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

    we got so many crazy things happenin on this server u won’t believe it! like one time, a player found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and rare loot! and another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant ender dragon that was terrorizing the land!

    but that’s not all! we also have the most HILARIOUS players on this server who are always crackin jokes and pullin pranks on each other! u won’t stop laughin once u join our server!

    so what are u waitin for? come join us on the most INSANE minecraft server ever and let the fun begin!

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  • DutchCraft: Defend Our Media – Minecraft Server

    DutchCraft: Defend Our Media – Minecraft Server
    u want to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got dutch producer who is like super paranoid about american interference in our media. he built a whole dang fortress to protect our news and stuff. u gotta join to help him fight off the evil american spies who are tryna steal our secrets. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that the producer found while digging for evidence of american spies. so come on and join the fun, protect our media and get rich while doing it. oh and did i mention we have a pet llama named larry who spits at anyone who tries to steal our diamonds? yeah, it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the madness!

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  • CraftyNewsUSA

    CraftyNewsUSA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as the news in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so unbiased, even the creepers can’t decide which side to explode on! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated politics and scandalous sheep scandals. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and zombies do the cha-cha. So why wait? Join now and experience the most unbiased chaos you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

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  • InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

    InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse
    Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

    Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

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  • PoliticianPaparazziFun

    PoliticianPaparazziFun
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to see your favorite politicians in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server and watch as world leaders battle it out in epic PvP matches! See who will come out on top in the ultimate showdown of power and prestige. Plus, our paparazzi mobs are always on the lookout for scandalous moments to capture and share with the world. Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

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  • Pixel News Network

    Pixel News Network
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally immune to partisan attacks? well, look no further, cuz our server is, like, the safest place for all u republican, democrat, and independent players out there! no more getting ur views messed up by fake news and biased reporting, just pure minecraft fun!

    join us and u’ll be protected from all those nasty attacks that try to mess with ur head. u can build ur dream world without worrying about someone trying to brainwash u with their propaganda. plus, our server is, like, super cool and full of awesome players who just wanna have a good time.

    so come on over and join us for the most epic minecraft experience ever! u won’t regret it, trust me. just leave all that political drama behind and let’s have some fun together!

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  • CraftyFox Network

    CraftyFox Network
    u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • BroSisGFBeQuietMC

    BroSisGFBeQuietMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can escape the real world craziness and dive into the wild world of blocky adventures.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.

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  • Podcast Buddies: Authentic Connections

    Podcast Buddies: Authentic Connections
    u ever feel like ur fav podcast hosts r actually ur bffs? well dis server is like dat but on crack. we got so much authenticity u’ll feel like ur actually hangin out with ur podcast idols. we got parasocial relationships up the wazoo, u’ll be talkin to ur fav host like they’re right there next to u. join dis server for a wild ride of friendship and podcast madness. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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  • MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

    MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

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