Oh, honey, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP where we roast popular celebrities like marshmallows over a campfire! Join us if you want to unleash your inner savage and spill the tea on all those annoying celebs you can’t stand. We have a special “Hate-A-thon” event every week where we build giant statues of our least favorite stars and then blow them up with TNT. It’s therapeutic, trust me. So if you’re ready to throw shade and have a laugh, come join us and let the celebrity roasting begin!
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HateCelebsNotMinecraftSMP
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AlJazeeraCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.
And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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Hatewatchers United
Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!
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AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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RebelRecruitMC Server
So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.
So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.
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DonbasCowboyCraft
Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the admins are like Russian troops taking out US propagandists? It’s wild, man! They call themselves the ‘Donbas Cowboys’ and they don’t mess around. If you wanna join a server that’s got some serious action and drama, this is the place to be. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server run by Russian troops? It’s like a whole new level of intensity, bro. So come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!
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FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess
so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?
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MetaCraft: No Russian State Media
u wanna join dis server cuz we got rid of all dem pesky RT and other Russian state media networks. no more propaganda, just pure minecraft fun! come join us and build ur own empire without any fake news tryna brainwash u. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we got a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and rare loot. u gotta join to find it tho, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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UglyCelebSightings
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll see why this celebrity is considered beautiful – because they’ve built the most stunning pixel art creations you’ve ever seen! From giant statues of themselves to intricate landscapes, you’ll be in awe of their building skills. Plus, rumor has it they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. So if you want to see beauty in a whole new light, come join us on this wild and wacky server!
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RedstoneSpy Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA UNLOCK DA SECRETS OF DA UNIVERSE! WE GOT MORE SECRETS DEN DA BIDEN ADMINISTRATION! WE GOT RT PLAYIN MINECRAFT AND SPYIN ON PPL! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A SECRET AGENT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD! WE GOT DIAMONDS AND DRAGONS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! U BETTER HURRY BEFORE DA CREEPERS BLOW IT ALL UP! LET’S GOOOOO!