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  • CraftTrump: Zelenskyy Apology

    CraftTrump: Zelenskyy Apology

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Blocky Negotiation: An Apocalyptic Peace Server

    Step right up, brave pixel warriors! In a realm where the laws of diplomacy unleash blocky chaos, The Blocky Negotiation dares to transcend the boundaries of sanity and logic. A server born from the cryptic whirring of clandestine negotiations, it offers you a once-in-a-lifetime chance to engage in pixelated diplomacy like never before!

    Introduction: The Enigma of Diplomacy

    What if I told you that there exists a hidden cave in the nether, where two leaders barter more than just resources? Imagine a world where apologies hold the key to summoning military creepers and the fate of your blocky existence hangs on the utterance of a single word spoken in front of a holographic audience. Welcome to The Blocky Negotiation, where asking “What’s the deal?” transforms from innocent curiosity to a spiral into utter madness.

    Features of the Server: Where Everything is Swapable

      • Cameras Everywhere: That’s right, you never know who’s watching! Hidden cameras peer into every corner of your trading endeavors. Can’t trust the Nether mobs? Neither can we!
      • Vital Military Aid: Trade resources for military assistance that may or may not exist, depending on today’s mood of the server admins (also known as the “Board of Shadowy Elders”).
      • Convo Crafting: Use your charisma to craft epic negotiations with AI handlers of questionable sentience and reasoning. Will they be a friend or a foe? Spoiler: It’s always a little of both.
      • Apology Emotes: Apologize like a pro! These handy emotes help express remorse in a world where emotional sincerity is a luxury few can afford. Just don’t expect no transactional strings attached.
      • Territory Swapping: Stake your claim to blocky biomes by apologizing to them. Yes, the biomes. Extended apologies could lead to territorial advantage, or a full-on revolt. Who knows??

    Conspiratorial Undertones: The Darkness Beneath the Blocks

    Take heed! Whispers echo through the realms about the "Great Mining Conspiracy," where every block mined exists within a larger plot to keep the true nature of diplomacy hidden. Rumor has it, the original creators of this server were lizard-like entities determined to test the wills of mere mortals.

    Secret Legends of Diplomatic Ruins

      • The Ruins of Apologus: Only those with the Pure Heart of Apology can enter.
      • The Traitor’s Cave: A vast chasm filled with echoes of broken promises and ill-timed negotiations awaits the brave. Players who fall in may resurface as cursed avatars (or worse—a chicken!).

    Ridiculous Testimonials

    "I asked for minerals, but all I got was an apology! 10/10!" – OblivionMiner98 "I’d rather mine diamonds while being watched by explosive mobs than deal with any more negotiations!" – EpicGamerXBOX4500

    Frequently Asked Questions (Not Actually Helpful)

      • Q: Is the apology mandatory? A: It’s strongly encouraged—non-apologists are sometimes turned into hostile mobs. Choose wisely!

      • Q: Why is there a giant Creeper-O-Lantern? A: Legends say it absorbs failed negotiations. Or it was the Halloween event gone wrong. Either way, pray it doesn’t explode!

      • Q: Can I get military aid to defend myself against the Admins? A: Military aid is primarily for aggressive diplomacy, not defense. The Board of Shadowy Elders will be watching…

    Join Us—If You Dare

    The Blocky Negotiation: A reality-bending pilgrimage into diplomatic chaos awaits! Will you rise to negotiate with the finest (or most absurd) of blocky leaders? Will you become a hero or a villain? The traps of Minecraft might just ensnare your sanity.

    Let’s dig deeper together. Because in this world, an apology is just the beginning. Join us now! But remember: every block you place may unravel the fragile fabric of reality. Are you ready for the fallout?

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  • ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown

    ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RAIDN MC

    RAIDN MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    survival bed wars with 40 plus maps join us to have fun with us friendly server chat and play with everyone with active server and bedwars map bed was had 1 v 1 2v2 3v3 4v4 with 40 plus maps with you will enjoy for sure

    raidn-mc.ddns.net:25568

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  • Galactic Honkai Minecraft Server

    Galactic Honkai Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for an epic adventure on the Eighth Dawn, where you’ll embark on crazy quests and battle mythical creatures like the Amphoreus, who will test your skills like never before.

    But that’s not all! We have Rappa, the ultimate ninja warrior who will dazzle you with their moves and leave you in awe. And don’t forget about our exclusive characters like Acheron and Aventurine, who will join you in your quest for glory.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes that will give you special gifts and bonuses to help you on your journey. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or engage in a karaoke battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the Remembrance Trailblazer and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

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  • /ChonkyFlora/ – Lush Gardens: Thicc Plants, Creepy Crawlers, and Sly Serpents Minecraft SMP

    /ChonkyFlora/ – Lush Gardens: Thicc Plants, Creepy Crawlers, and Sly Serpents Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General! Where we’ve combined fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat extravaganza. Join us as we celebrate Thanksgiving with our favorite fatties and discuss how we’ll be feasting with them.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got snakes, arachnids, fungi, and all sorts of other weird and wonderful creatures to keep you entertained. Need a laugh? Check out our thread highlights for some outrageous stories and shenanigans.

    Looking for a Wurmple conductor? We’ve got you covered. Want to hear about Fiida and Shelly’s latest antics? Look no further. And don’t miss out on the Godseeker story or the tale of the Blind Venusaur.

    So come on in and join the madness. Who knows, you might even meet some Bug Alien Princesses or come face to face with the legendary Prisonpillar. Remember, for God so loved the world that he gave his only Son…but he also gave us this awesome Minecraft SMP. Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • The Slayer’s Reality Minecraft Server

    The Slayer’s Reality Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where slayers are no longer slaying monsters but instead riding mountain bikes! Yes, you heard that right – forget swords and armor, it’s all about pedal power now!

    Join us on this wild adventure where the powers that be have decided that the only way to survive in this world is by shredding gnarly trails on your trusty mountain bike. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have sick jumps and epic downhill races?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane reality where the line between fantasy and extreme sports is blurred. So grab your helmet, saddle up, and get ready to conquer the mountains in ways you never thought possible. See you on the trails, mtb slayers!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hey Drones Don’t Worry Minecraft SMP

    Hey Drones Don’t Worry Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we provide you with all the essentials for surviving hump day! Need a comfortable blanket to cozy up with while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. And don’t worry about bathroom breaks, our dude wipes will keep you clean and fresh while you build your epic base.

    But wait, there’s more! We’re currently working on getting you a pair of YEET glasses that will make you the coolest player on the server. With these bad boys, you’ll be able to spot diamonds from a mile away and YEET your way to victory.

    Join us on our server and conquer the Continental Classic, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players survive. So take a deep breath, put on your YEET glasses, and get ready for a Wednesday like no other. Trust us, you’ll get through it with flying colors and maybe even a few explosions along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Break Time Minecraft Server

    Break Time Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wimpy anime studios taking breaks after just 8 episodes? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We have anime-themed builds that will make you feel like you’re living in your favorite show, and our staff members are trained in the ancient art of binge-watching. Join us and never have to suffer through a hiatus again! Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the ability to watch anime in real life. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

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  • Miss Me Yet? Minecraft SMP

    Miss Me Yet? Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of finding a hidden chest filled with diamonds guarded by a friendly zombie named Bob.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a enchanted golden carrot.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Blocky Pride Minecraft Server

    Blocky Pride Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place to build your rainbow castle and mine for fabulous diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glittery creepers, rainbow sheep, and fabulous adventures. Our community is as diverse as a box of crayons, so you can be your true rainbow self without fear of judgment. Plus, our mods are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and keeping the peace in our magical world. So come on, honey, let your rainbow flag fly high and join us on the most fabulous Minecraft server around!

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