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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2056 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!
Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉