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Racist Block Ban: No Ads, Just Blocks
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CelebGrief: WhyUsed2Love?
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the wild and wacky fun you can handle!Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right!).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the coolest celebrities hang out. You never know who you might run into, from a former child star turned evil mastermind to a pop singer who can’t stop dabbing.
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CraftyGOPvsDemoMoms
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more laughs than a herd of pigs in a mud bath.We don’t discriminate against anyone, not even zombies or skeletons. So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama, look no further. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. So why did Republicans mock Hunter for drug addiction but Democrats never mocked JD Vance’s mom? Who cares when you can be building your dream castle in our server instead! Join us today and let the madness begin!
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PlasticCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of looking at all those Hollywood celebs who’ve wrecked themselves with plastic surgery? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that madness! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without any need for plastic surgery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even reverse the effects of bad plastic surgery in real life. So come on, join us and say goodbye to botched botox and wonky lip fillers!
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BidenBash vs TrumpTakedown
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for political debates! Join us and witness epic battles between players arguing over whether Biden’s gaffes are worse than Trump’s tweets. Will you survive the drama and come out victorious? Join now and find out! Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the heated arguments in chat. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for some drama!
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Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen
so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!
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CelebDouche Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with douchebag celebrities in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up frustrations on virtual douchebags! Build a giant statue of the celebrity you hate the most and then blow it up with TNT for some satisfying revenge. Plus, our server has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in a “Celebrity Douchebag Olympics” to see who can out-douche the competition. So why wait? Join now and let the virtual douchebaggery begin!
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CraftyPutinGirls
come join our minecraft server where putin’s daughters make rare appearance at st. petersburg economic forum but in minecraft world!!! they will be building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and giving out free enchanted weapons to all players who join!!! you don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to play with the daughters of a world leader in a virtual world!!! join now before they disappear back into the shadows of russian politics!!!