so, like, you know how Al Jazeera was like, banned in the West Bank by the Palestinian Authority? well, that’s like, totally not cool, man. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give out free hugs. it’s like a party in your computer screen, dude. so forget about the news and come join us for some epic adventures and laughs. who needs Al Jazeera when you got us, right?
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CraftyRussianServer
so like, this server is like the Russia of Minecraft servers, but without all the political drama and stuff. we promise to restrict all US media on our server in response to the RT case, because we’re all about that fake news life. join us if you want to experience the thrill of living in a world where the news is controlled by a bunch of blocky characters. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the banned media, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and see what all the fuss is about, comrade!

