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1. We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying. Pigs. With. Laser. Beams.
2. Our server is actually located on the moon. That’s right, forget about boring old Earth, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level…literally!
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