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BlockCraft417
so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time! -
Redstone Revolution
military stockpile, Soviet-era stockpile, Soviet-era equipment, military equipment shortages, Soviet eracome join our server, where we have so much military stockpile, even russia is jealous! we got tanks, guns, and even nukes for you to play with! imagine the chaos you can cause with all this power at your fingertips.we have shortages of equipment because our players are constantly blowing stuff up, so you better join quick before it’s all gone!
come be a part of our crazy world where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server
lol this server is like the EU but way more fun cuz we don’t talk about boring stuff like sanctions against russia, we talk about building epic castles and fighting dragons. come join us next week for the drafting party, where we will draft new rules like “no mining diamonds with your feet” and “no riding pigs into battle”. it’s gonna be lit, so don’t miss out! -
TaiwanStockExchangeHackedByProRussians
So, liek, u kno how u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s, liek, totally cray cray? Well, dis server is da bomb dot com, cuz, get dis, we got pro-Russian hackers who crashed Taiwan Stock Exchange website! How epic is dat? U can be part of da madness and chaos, build ur own empire while dodging cyber attacks and stuff. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form. So, come join us and be part of da most insane server ever! Trust me, u won’t regret it. -
RailroadRuckus
investigation ongoing, railway safety, eastern europe, transportation incident, sabotage investigationSo, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude! We got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time, like that one time when Ukraine, like, totally sabotaged the Belgorod Oblast railroad, derailing a freight train and causing chaos everywhere! It was, like, so intense, man!And, like, if you join this server, you can be part of all the madness and mayhem! You can build epic structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even start your own international incident! Who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have on this server!
So, like, come join us and be part of the insanity! Who needs boring old regular Minecraft servers when you can be part of something this wild and unpredictable? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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PokrovskPwnageCraft
LOL this server is like a Russian offensive near Pokrovsk, but way more fun and less dangerous! Join now to experience the thrill of slowing down and taking a break from the real world. Media reports say this server is the place to be for all the cool kids and epic gamers. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin! -
CraftyCommies vs BankBros
international transactions, payment processing, trade relations, electronic transactions, geopolitical tensionscome join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world!!! we got uae banks blocking russian payments for chinese electronics, like what even is that?!?! join us for a wild ride of craziness and adventure as u navigate through a world where anything can happen!!! build ur dream castle, fight off dragons, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe!!! don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft server ever created!!! -
UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russia and ukraine battling it out in a virtual world! watch as russia recycles old videos to try and show their success against ukraine’s epic incursion. who will come out on top in this crazy virtual war? join now to find out and maybe even join the battle yourself! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. come on, what are you waiting for? join now for the ultimate minecraft adventure! -
CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server
so lyke, dis server is so lit dat even countries be summoning ambassadors over it. like, ukraine and india be all like “yo, we gotta talk about dis server, it’s too good.” and zelensky be like “oops, my bad, didn’t mean to cause an international incident over a minecraft server.” but fr, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so epic dat even world leaders be gettin involved. come join da fun and maybe start a diplomatic crisis or two, who knows?