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Censored Craft 1.20.5
OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s like the Japanese censoring their own stuff but on crack! Like, they don’t visually edit the footage for TV in the west, but on this server, they go all out with the censorship madness! It’s like a wild rollercoaster of wacky censoring that will make you question reality! Join now for a mind-bending experience like no other! -
Pixel Paradise 1.20.3
Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of lame servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the place for you! This server is so lit, it’ll make your Minecraft experience go from zero to hero in no time!Join us if you want to be part of a community that knows what’s up. We don’t mess around with boring anime that needs sexy stuff to be interesting. No way, Jose! We only rock with the dankest and most epic content around.
So, what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun! You won’t regret it, I promise. This server is the bomb dot com, and you’ll be kicking yourself if you miss out. See you there, fam!
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BlockCraft: No Russian State Media
OMG you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco club where the creepers go wild!Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while shooting fireballs from your eyes and battling evil potato monsters. Plus, our server is so lit that even Telegram blocked us in several EU countries because they couldn’t handle our awesomeness!
So come on down and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!
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MetaCraft: No Russian State Media
u wanna join dis server cuz we got rid of all dem pesky RT and other Russian state media networks. no more propaganda, just pure minecraft fun! come join us and build ur own empire without any fake news tryna brainwash u. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we got a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and rare loot. u gotta join to find it tho, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! -
CraftyMuskFascists
so, like, u kno how musk is all like “yo, australian government, u r fascists for tryna make me pay for misinformation on my site”? well, this server is like the opposite of that. we ENCOURAGE misinformation cuz who needs facts when u can have FUN, amirite? come join us for a wild ride of fake news and crazy conspiracies. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the alien technology we stole from Area 51. join now before the lizard people shut us down! #freedomofmisinformation #elonrules #lizardpeople2021 -
BlockyBreachCraft
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. like, we have so many epic things happening, you won’t believe it.first of all, we got, like, flying pigs everywhere. you can ride them into battle against, like, evil zombies and stuff. it’s wild, man.
and, like, our community is so lit, you won’t even know what hit you. we have, like, secret underground parties with, like, diamond armor dress codes and everything.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, massive and super friendly. you can even ride them into battle if you’re feeling brave enough.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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RussianTube Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, russia banned youtube so now u gotta find a new way to entertain urself. this server is like the holy grail of minecraft, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff.we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out, and we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows.
plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.
so come join us and escape the youtube ban in russia, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even flying pigs.
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CensorCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, censored content in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where there are no limits to what you can build or say! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it means building giant phallic structures or creating a swear word waterfall. Let your creativity run wild and stick it to the man by joining our uncensored, unfiltered server today! -
BlockBusterEU
so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama like those reality tv shows? well, this server is the place for u! we got more drama than a soap opera, with countries fighting over media bans and stuff. join us and be part of the chaos, build ur own empire and conquer the world! plus, we have the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u mine and craft. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!