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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3009 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.
And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.
So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!