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AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Players:	95/400	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Potions Brewed:	101
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Emeralds Found:	5213	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Players:	90/300	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Love Letters Sent:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Players:	106/500	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Players:	99/300	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

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Pity Party Minecraft SMP

Players:	108/500	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Zombie Dances:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Players:	102/200	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Players:	92/300	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	9310
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Players:	105/600	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11