Media influence Minecraft Servers

Media Influence

  • Blockheads R Us

    Blockheads R Us

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

    But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

    So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoFear News Server

    NoFear News Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Short Fat Goblin Minecraft SMP

    Short Fat Goblin Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Look no further, because our server is filled with more chaos than a creeper convention!

    Join us and you’ll find a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and the villagers have formed a secret society that controls the economy (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a dragon that tells terrible jokes. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those short fat goblins – they’re everywhere!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Americans Minecraft Server

    Blocky Americans Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wondering why Americans look the way they do? Well, join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon! Our server is filled with secret government experiments, alien invasions, and time-traveling shenanigans that will have you questioning reality. Plus, we have a special “American Skin Pack” that will transform your character into the ultimate patriotic warrior. So come join us and discover the wacky world of Why do Americans look like this? Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The mainstream media Minecraft SMP is only covering this to program you to…

    The mainstream media Minecraft SMP is only covering this to program you to…

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being brainwashed by the mainstream media? Do you want to escape the chaos of NYC and join a community where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got secret underground bases, llama races, and a conspiracy theory crafting table where you can uncover the truth behind the creepers’ true intentions. Join us and break free from the media’s control – plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!

    Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to join Team Perky! Why, you ask? Because we have the most epic battles between Team Perky and Team Saggy, all fought with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

    Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

    Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Join us if you want to see pretty girls getting chased by zombie pigmen or getting into epic battles with creepers. Our server is so unpredictable, you never know what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter next. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • “When will China save this genre” Minecraft SMP

    “When will China save this genre” Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who control the server economy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Legend has it that if you can find the elusive diamond chicken and sacrifice it at the altar of Notch, you will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

    So why wait for China to save the genre when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Hurry, before the creepers take over and turn everything into a giant TNT explosion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

    Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

    But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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