u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u can build a house outta diamonds and ride a llama into battle. our mods are like wizards, they can make ur wildest dreams come true. one time, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. so join us, or u’ll be missin’ out on all the fun, bro!
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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Australia PM said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, yo. you gotta join cuz it’s like, totally meta, man.” and then he was all like, “yo, this server is so cool, it should pay outlets for news. that’s how awesome it is, man.” so, like, if the PM says it, you know it’s gotta be legit, right? join now and be part of the coolest server ever, man.