join dis server if u wanna build a wall around ur house like trump! we got giant walls and u can make mexico pay for it in diamonds! also, we got a secret room where u can talk to ukrainian presidents and call them dictators just like trump did! come join the fun and make america great again in minecraft! #buildthewall #dictatorfun
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DictatorCraft Minecraft Server
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KremlinEscapeCraft
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where u can escape reality like slovak prime minister fico did when he disappeared after visiting the kremlin but was actually chillin in a fancy hotel in vietnam. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that lets u pull off epic disappearing acts like that? plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. join now and let’s make some wild memories together!
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CraftyNoobz
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!
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FameCraft: Where Pixelated Dreams Come True
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET DANCES. ONE TIME A CREEPER TRIED TO SELL ME INSURANCE, LIKE WHAT? ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND OUR ZOMBIES THROW PARTIES ON WEEKENDS. COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS, U WON’T REGRET IT!