Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
BlockPartyMadness
FarmVilleMC Server: Labor-Free Zone!
Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where we got prison labor reported at German lawmaker’s farm in Belarus! ððĪĢWe got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and chickens laying golden eggs! ð·ðšð
Our server is so lit, even the creepers be dropping sick beats instead of exploding! ðĨðķ
Join now and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got llamas wearing top hats? ðĐð
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CraftyUkraine2020
so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks
come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!AlJazeeraCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.
And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!
TrumpCraft2020
Are you tired of watching debates and thinking, “Wow, how can anyone think Trump is a good idea?” Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of the real world. On our server, you can build a wall around your house to keep out any unwanted political opinions. You can also create a secret underground bunker to hide from any crazy tweets that may come your way. So why wait? Join our server now and make Minecraft great again!Blocky Hydroxy Fun Land
ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ HEY YOU!!! YEAH, YOU!!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER?!?! WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ WE’VE GOT THE SERVER FOR YOU!!! ððððĪŠðĪŠðĪŠ OKAY, SO GET THIS… ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIMENSION FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO GIVE OUT DIAMONDS LIKE CANDY!!! ðĶðð AND IF YOU CAN RIDE A PIG FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT WITHOUT FALLING OFF, YOU GET A FREE UNICORN!!! ð·ðĶðĪŊ
ððð OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES?!?! YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON OUR SERVER!!! ððĨðĨ
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Eden’s Hunger Games Server
so, liek, u know how u get bored of ur usual minecraft server and u just want sumthin new and exciting? well, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af. like, one time, there was dis dude named Eden Yerushalmi who got kidnapped by hamas and they starved him until he was only 79 pounds. crazy, right? but don’t worry, dat won’t happen on dis server. we got all da fun and none of da drama. plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine. so come join us and let’s build some epic sh*t together. u won’t regret it, trust me.CraftyCivilians: SudanWarHideNSeek
Join our Minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the Sudan Civil War cover-up! Build your own secret underground base to hide from the government spies trying to silence us. Use redstone contraptions to send coded messages to other players about the atrocities happening in Sudan. And don’t forget to ride our custom-made roller coaster that takes you on a wild journey through the war-torn streets of Sudan. Join us now and be a part of the revolution…literally!Trump’s Brain SMP meltdown – Minecraft SMP
Hey gamers of Reddit, ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the leader’s speeches are so nonsensical they make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Trump’s brain melting gibberish speeches are just the tip of the iceberg – we also have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (in a good way, of course). So come on down and join us for some chaotic fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief!