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TimPoolCraft
political manipulation, Propaganda, media manipulation, conservative media, US conservative influencerslol dis server is like, totally epic, bro. like, u gotta join cuz all da cool kids r doin it. we got like, Tim Pool and other conservative influencers sayin they victims of a Russian disinformation campaign, like wut even is that? but anyway, join our server and u can be part of da epicness. we got crazier stories than dat, like one time a creeper blew up a whole village and turned it into a disco party, it was lit af. so come join us and be part of da madness, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun or somethin. -
KoreaCraft: No Drama Allowed!
so, like, if u dont want to end up like those teenagers, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got all the fun and games u could ever want, plus u wont get executed for watching south korean dramas.we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any dictators tryna come after u. plus, we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.
if u join our server, u will be protected by a team of ninja penguins who will make sure u stay safe and sound. plus, we have a giant golden statue of a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
so, come join our server and escape the drama of real life. u wont regret it, unless u dont like having fun and being safe from evil dictators.
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KpopKillerCraft
So, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, you gotta join because if you don’t, you might end up like that dude in North Korea who got executed for listening to K-pop songs. Like, seriously, they take their rules super seriously over there.But on this server, we’re all about freedom, man. You can listen to all the K-pop you want, no judgment here. Plus, we’ve got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’ve got a giant toilet made out of diamonds, because why not?
And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers riding pigs, skeletons doing the cha-cha, it’s a wild party up in here. So come join us, before you get executed for not having enough fun.
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Allah’s Block Party: No Censorship, Just Fun!
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house out of diamonds (because why not?).But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a secret agent working for the government. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the game.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, “May Allah reckon with you” if you don’t join!
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HamasHushCraft
u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world, and a group of evil villagers trying to steal all the diamonds.
oh, and did i mention the magical portal that leads to a land of endless cake and ice cream? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.
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Northeast Jewcraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!) -
Crafty Cossacks: Slava Ukraine Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our gameplay is the conspiracy theories we come up with! Join us for a chance to fight off zombies, build epic structures, and uncover the truth about the secret society of boxing enthusiasts who are secretly controlling the world from Ukraine.But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman boxing abilities and be able to knock out creepers with a single punch. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious jokes and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything is possible.
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Blocky Bants: LOLcraft Server – No Censorship Here! Join the Fun!
Are you tired of boring old webtoons being censored by big companies? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have no censorship whatsoever! Join us for a wild ride where Chinese webtoons run free and the adventures never end. Build your own virtual world where creativity knows no bounds and censorship is just a distant memory. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your imagination run wild! -
White European Land 1.20.5
Yo, bro, do you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, man. And get this, they have the craziest reason to join – because Geogian are White and European! Mind blown, right? You don’t even need to thank me for dropping this knowledge bomb on you. Just hop on this server and let your mind be blown even more. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. Join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
Dawntrail Minecraft SMP – XIVG: Final Funny Fantasy
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more craziness than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.Join us for our Starlight Celebration where we’ll be decking the halls and spreading holiday cheer from Dec 16 to Dec 31. And don’t miss out on our Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign for some epic loot!
But that’s not all! We’ve got meetups galore, from a “I have no family/friends Christmas Meetup” to a War in the Pocket Drive-in /m/ovie meetup. And who could forget the /xivg/ Chaotic Alliance Raid or the LOTR Marathon at Snowsteep Springs?
And mark your calendars for next year’s meetups, like the New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration and 2025 Survival Tips at the Hot Springs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more exciting than riding a pig off a cliff!