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Minecraft Mayhem Server – Join the Block Party!

Adventure, Atmospheric, BLOCK, Canadian, Challenging, episodic, Exploration, gameplay, Immersive, indie, Join, long tail, MAYHEM, Minecraft, narrative, open world, Party, review, Server, story mode, Survival, survival horror, the long dark, video game, Wilderness, worth it

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like The Long Dark’s episodic story mode on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen and dodging fiery arrows from skeleton archers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Ender Dragon with a penchant for singing show tunes and the elusive Creeper King who throws explosive parties every night.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can experience the thrill of The Long Dark’s story mode in Minecraft form? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

InheritanceCraft: No Regrets

Childless, DEBT, disabled child, Estate, House, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, Jewellery, Job, MONEY, Mortgage, Mother, PRESSURE, regrets, Retirement, sacrifice, savings, single mom, sister, Visa, Wedding, Will

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2111
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player’s mother passes away and leaves behind a massive inheritance. But wait, there’s a twist! The player’s sister, who has two autistic children, demands the entire inheritance because “she needs it more.” Will you support the player in their fight for what’s rightfully theirs, or will you join forces with the sister and her sob story?

But that’s not all! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as players debate whether it’s selfish to prioritize your own financial stability over someone else’s struggles. Will you be labeled as the villain for wanting to pay off your student debt and secure a future for you and your foreign-born fiancée, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing up for what you deserve?

Join our server now for a wild ride of entitlement, family drama, and moral dilemmas that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

addicted, Caution, complex, emotional, fragile, fragile handle with care, handle with care, handle with caution, handle with compassion, handle with empathy, handle with kindness, handle with love, handle with patience, handle with respect, handle with sensitivity, handle with understanding, Highly, humans, Labels, Minecraft, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5178
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

Capital, CapitalCraft, control, crime, crisis management., disarmament, Gang, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, intervention, law enforcement, leadership, Order, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Public Safety, SECURITY, Stability, violence, Wars, weapons

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Towns Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

SoupBowlChampagne

Aesthetics, CELEBRATIONS, CLASSY, design, diameter ratio, dinner parties, Drinking, Elegant, Entertaining, FUNCTIONALITY, gatherings, glassware, handles, Hosting, ideal height, low wide soup bowls, SOPHISTICATED, SoupBowlChampagne, stemware, tableware, tall skinny champagne flutes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Farms Harvested:	901
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

central america, challenge, Community, Competition, Faster, forum, Identity, Int, International, mexijeets, Minecraft, mog, ONLINE, POSTERS, pride, Rivalry, Salvadorans, Server, SPEED, strength, Stronger, Superiority, TacoCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8508	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9338	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Are you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problem

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL

alcohol consumption, brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, drunk husband, DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL, earplugs, family dynamics, family vacation, lack of sleep, light sleeper, personal space, shared flat, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping in living room, sleeping peacefully, Snoring, Understanding, vacationing together

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?

RainbowCraft: IDF Secrets Uncovered

Brutal treatment, discrimination, Hamas secrets, Hebrew phrasebooks, idf, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ equality movement, LGBTQ members, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, LGBTQ rights violations, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ issues, RainbowCraft, Secrets, Uncovered

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we treat lgbtq members like royalty! we have hebrew phrasebooks for all our players so they can communicate with the idf and uncover top secret hamas info! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and adventure! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a hamas spy, then maybe you will regret it a little bit. but still, come join us for the fun!

SneakerCraftRichWatchers

affluent individuals, collector’s items, designer footwear, exclusive items, expensive hobbies, extravagant possessions, fashion accessories, fashion trends, high-end sneakers, investment pieces, luxury lifestyle, luxury watches, opulent possessions, rich people, sneaker collections, SneakerCraftRichWatchers, statement pieces, status symbols, timepieces, watch collections, wealth display

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can flex ur block collection like it’s a sneaker collection for rich ppl. we got diamonds for days and u can show off ur swaggy builds to all ur blocky friends. come join us and be the king of the block world, no cap. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure in the mines, u will unlock the power to fly like a majestic blocky bird. yolo, join now and let’s get this block party started!