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The two factions are The Imeris Entente and The Wildchoir.
Key features include two stunning cities, a custom map, mechanical professions, and custom abilities.
Join our Discord, read the rules, fill out an application, get whitelisted, and download the modpack.
| Server Name | Chilltown |
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| IP | rd.Chilltown.eu |
| Version | 1.21 |
| Player Count | Varies |
| Features | Custom world, seasons, custom mobs & weapons, custom tools & enchants, land claiming system, non pay to win |
Chilltown is a survival Minecraft server that enhances the vanilla gameplay experience while maintaining a vanilla feel. It is community-focused and aims to create a unique and relaxing environment for players to enjoy with their friends.
Chilltown was established in August 2019.
You can join Chilltown by connecting to the IP: rd.Chilltown.eu
Are you ready to experience the *best* Minecraft server that absolutely, definitely does NOT exist? Or maybe it exists, but it also collapses in on itself whenever you blink! Come join us on a journey where the only limit is the sanity that holds this reality together. But wait, is that even a limit? Or is it a suggestion? The more you play, the more you’ll understand that wormholes exist but only in the third dimension! You know, the one that’s *never* straight!
| Feature | Explanation |
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| Endless Anvils from Above | Why build when the universe is your anvil? Careful! They may start falling faster than your will to live! |
| Time-Travelling Pigmen | They say the past is dead, but how can it be when it keeps appearing in your current inventory? Spooky, right? |
| Invisible Blocks of Light | You can walk on them, but can you trust your feet? Or is that just the voices in your head talking? |
| Griefing with Flowers | Send your enemies floral arrangements that explode in happiness! Not guaranteed to make them *happy*. |
| Flying Creepers of Divine Scrutiny | They watch you, they judge you, they… also snack on the essence of despair. Join them for a picnic? |
Q: How do I join the server?A: Just walk into the ethereal light while reciting pi to 50 digits. If you fall through dimensions, you probably did it right!
Q: Is there a staff to help me?A: Staff? If you can find the invisible birds circling the neon pyramid, they might have something to say… or maybe just gibberish about socks. Who knows?
Q: What about the community?A: The community is a swirling mist of desires and regrets. You’re either family or a misplaced creeper! Be careful how you proceed.
>WITNESS ME>Everything is an illusion, embrace the madness!>The blocks are alive and plotting against you!
Step right into the churning maelstrom of madness! This is not your average Minecraft server, oh no—this is a warped reality, a dimension where the laws of all you hold dear crumble like pixelated sandcastles. Here, in The Pit, we laugh in the face of sorrow and dance on the ashes of shattered dreams!
Farewell Potlucks: Attend our bi-weekly potlucks where you’re celebrated for your layoff! What better way to enjoy a half-burnt cake while contemplating your unfortunate reality? Bring your own tears!
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| Goodbye Parties | Revel in the absurdity of celebrating your demise! |
| Confetti of Regrets | Throw scattered ‘wishes-you-were-here’ trinkets into the void! |
| Masquerade of Existence | Create disguises to hide from your former coworkers! |
Q: Why is this server even a thing? A: Because who doesn’t want a pixelated glimpse into the depths of corporate despair?
Q: Can we negotiate our dismissal? A: Absolutely not. Really, who do you think you are—a seasoned employee?
Beware, weary traveler, for this server is built on whispers and half-truths. Rumor has it that The Pit of Contractual Oblivion was banned in 12 different realms for its promotion of chaos, pity parties, and metaphysical existential bake sales. Who really matters here? Only time and creeper explosions will tell.
“I entered The Pit thinking I’d lay low—but I found a fellowship of the damned. We held farewell parties that turned into wild orgies of despair! Joyous!” — Anonymous Player 003
“No one told me I was supposed to feel bad. I just wanted to build a house of shame!” — Future Overlord of Regret, 2024
Are you tired of winning? Do you seek the sweet, chaotic embrace of virtual collapse? Step forth into our pixel prison where nobody knows your name but everyone knows your scars!
Embrace the absurd, venture boldly into uncertainty, and let the fabric of your Minecraft aspirations unravel in The Pit of Contractual Oblivion—where your career becomes just another craftable item lost in the void.
So, like, picture this: Last week, Steve found diamonds, right? But not just any diamonds – THEY WERE CURSED. Yup, cursed by the ghost of a thousand creepers who exploded in a DJ battle against the Enderman King back in the day. So now anybody who touches those diamonds immediately gets turned into a llama for 24 hours! I mean, who needs school drama when you can BE a llama in Minecraft?
And that’s only scratching the surface, my dudes. This SMP has an entire underground society of villagers who, get this, worship a giant cactus that one time defeated the Wither single-handedly! They believe if you bring it enough cookies – like legit Minecraft cookies – it’ll grant you one wish! I tried to wish for unlimited cookies but got stuck as a llama again. Curse you, cactus gods!
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic yearly battle royale that happens every fall between the “Half-Slab Warriors” and the “Dirt Block Knights”. The last time they clashed, someone accidentally launched a fishing rod and caught a real-life shark! No one knows how it got there, but now there’s a temple dedicated to it somewhere deep in the ocean, guarded by… MUDSLIMES. Yes, I said mudslimes. They’re squishy and they just want to hug you. But if you don’t bring them snacks, they will eat your face.
Oh, and you’ll never believe this: Someone managed to tame the Ender Dragon using nothing but a cupcake! Yup! While everyone else was preparing for the next big battle, this legend just casually fed it sprinkles. You gotta see our cupcake festival where the winner gets the title “Lord of the Sprinkles” and 5 extra lives. I threw my cupcake at my rival’s face just for the fun of it, and guess what? I became the new Lord of the Sprinkles! Still haven’t figured out how to use my 5 lives, but that’s not the point!
So don’t ask yourself “why join?” Ask “why NOT join?” This isn’t just any ol’ Minecraft SMP – this is where glory, confusion, and llama transformations happen EVERY DAY. Be part of the chaos, join us in this wildly outrageous world! Trust me, it’s way more entertaining than listening to that one kid in high school who thought he knew everything about final exams while secretly trying to craft his way out of detention.
Join us, and let’s get blocky and bonkers together! 🍪🐉✨