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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1932 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!