Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.
So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Mods | BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, & more |
| Community Focus | We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects. |
| Grief Protection | Measures in place to protect builds from griefers |
Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.
Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features. |
| How do I get whitelisted? | Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects. |
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.
Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!
But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. ð Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?
And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. ð It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? ðĪŠðŪ #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.
And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.
So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, you discover your in-game partner has been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis to steal all your diamonds! Betrayal, heartbreak, and epic battles await you on our server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground faction of players who have been hoarding all the rare resources for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic raid?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who knows, you might just uncover a scandal that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?
