But hey, if you’re looking for a server to join that won’t break down on you mid-flight, then you gotta check out our Minecraft server! We promise our virtual planes are top-notch and won’t crash on you (unless, of course, you build them that way, but that’s on you, buddy).
Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few surprise plane crashes (just kidding, we don’t actually crash planes on our server…unless you want us to). So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it…probably.
You gotta join us cuz one time, this player built a giant toilet made outta diamonds and it actually flushed! And another time, a group of players rode llamas into battle against an army of evil bunnies. It was epic, dude!
Plus, our server has the best parties! We once threw a disco party in the Nether and even the Ender Dragon showed up to bust a move. It was lit, fam!
So, like, join our server and let’s make some crazy memories together! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures we’ll get into next!
one time, a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. it was so epic, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear of joy.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller”.
so, what are you waiting for? join this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your minecraft life! trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Whitelist Only | No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community! |
| Expanding World Border | The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time. |
| Survival Island Spawn | Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn. |
| Quality of Life Tweaks | Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements. |
| Voting Rewards | Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks. |
To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.
The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.
By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.
Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.
You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.
This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.
You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.
You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.
You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!
Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!
Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?
Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).
rumor has it that the fire was actually started by a group of griefers who were trying to steal top secret military blueprints, but ended up burning the whole place down instead. now the institute is in ruins, but our server is still going strong!
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as lit as a russian inferno, come join us and see if you can survive the flames! just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good.
get dis, deres dis secret underground dungeon where u can find da rarest items and like, fight off evil mobs and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gonna be on da edge of ur seat da whole time.
oh, and get dis, one time dis player found a hidden portal dat took dem to a whole new dimension where dey had to battle giant chickens. like, what even is dat? it’s so crazy, u gotta see it for urself.
and da best part is, u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests together. like, u can be like a squad of warriors taking on da world. it’s so epic, u gonna be talking about it for weeks.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Our researchers have analyzed all the land types in the game and found the best spots to build your epic bases. We even have special topographical gradients that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have insane ecosystem service interactions that will make you question reality. Join now for a wild ride and never look back!