mechanical affection Minecraft Servers

mechanical affection Minecraft Servers

  • Fembot Kiss Minecraft Server

    Fembot Kiss Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 5232
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Votes: 8194
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild world of fembots kissing all their boyfriends goodbye after a romantic date night! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our fembots are programmed to give the best kisses in all of Minecraft. You’ll feel like you’re in a romantic comedy every time you log on.

    2. Rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden love potion in our server, you’ll be able to make any fembot fall head over heels for you. Just watch out for jealous boyfriends!

    3. Our server is home to the most epic love triangle drama you’ll ever witness. Who will the fembot choose in the end? Only time will tell.

    So come join us on our server and experience the love, drama, and kisses that only fembots can provide. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

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  • Cocaine Confusion: Kid Rock vs Eric Clapton

    Cocaine Confusion: Kid Rock vs Eric Clapton
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 2385
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3128 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

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    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we have the most hilarious radio station playing the weirdest songs! Picture this: Kid Rock and Cheryl Crow singing about “cocaine” but we bleep it out because we like to keep things family-friendly. But don’t worry, we also blast Eric Clapton’s “Cocaine” on repeat because who needs censorship when you can have a catchy tune about drugs, am I right? Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable music choices and endless laughter. Who needs logic when you have our server!

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  • GazaCleanOut Minecraft Server

    GazaCleanOut Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8087
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got trump pushing countries around like he’s playing a game of chess, but instead of pawns, he’s using innocent palestinians! join us and witness the chaos unfold as jordan and egypt try to clean out gaza like it’s a dirty closet! who needs reality tv when you can experience the madness firsthand on our server! come on in and let the craziness begin!

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  • VampCraft: Missile Down!

    VampCraft: Missile Down!
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 7897
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Potions Brewed: 196 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s new vampire systems are downing russian missiles left and right like it’s nobody’s business! we’ve got vampires, missiles, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to join in on the fun. who knew minecraft could be so intense and action-packed? come see for yourself and be part of the madness!

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  • Horizon’s End

    Horizon’s End
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3381
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4034 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

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    Horizon’s End – A Nation-Building Multiplayer Experience in Space!

    IP horizonsend.net

    An expansive, custom map, featuring 7 systems and 18 worlds

    Horizon’s End features a custom, high-quality map, offering a world of possibilities for you and your teammates to explore, settle, harvest resources, and stake claims. With 18 hand-crafted planets, ranging from craggy desert planets to verdant ocean worlds, there’s something for everyone! Fly your starship up past the world height, enter space, and reach any planet the game has to offer.

    Land claims: settlements, nations, space stations!

    Stake your claim with Horizon’s End’s custom, advanced land management system. Every planet on Horizon’s End is divided into a finite number of hand-drawn territories – and they’re yours for the taking!

    • Need land for your projects? Join a settlement to have land all to yourself and your friends – build a city, a farm, an industrial complex, or anything your heart desires!
    • Want to be part of something bigger? Have your settlement join a nation to be part of a collective of multiple settlements united in common purpose, with shared chat and land access!
    • Need some room for a new project? Claim a nation outpost on any planet in the game to gain territory under the direct control of your nation.
    • Want a place to call your own? Create a settlement zone within your settlement, where you can restrict access to only a limited selection of players, or even just one!
    • Too cool to live on a planet? Claim a space station for yourself, your settlement, or your nation, and live your life on the final frontier!

    Choose your path – the possibilities are endless!

    Horizon’s End is an open-ended game – nobody can tell you what to do but yourself! Build a city with your friends, become a titan of industry, skill up at starship combat, haul cargo across the map for money, go rogue, or do anything else you can imagine – the world is yours.

    • Design custom ships to do anything you want!
    • Mine asteroids to extract huge quantities of ores!
    • Haul cargo from trade city to trade city, profiting from the difference in prices!
    • Sell your wares to other players on the Bazaar!
    • Engage in geopolitics, form allies, and outmaneuver your enemies!
    • Build expansive electrical infrastructure to meet your city’s needs!
    • Construct industrial farms to produce crops and building materials!
    • Hunt NPC starships and loot their shipwrecks for valuable materials!
    • Skill up at starship combat and defend your allies from space piracy – or become the pirate yourself!
    • Build a city with a team – if your city becomes large enough, it may become a server-recognized trade city!

    Recent highlights from the server

    • Several players from the nation of Ekatera, led by Ekatera’s original founder Avan_Brightearth, split off to form a new nation, the Stoneborne Merchants’ Guild.
    • The nations of United Luxit States and Republic of Democratic Yachtsmen ended their two-week war with a formal treaty of peace.
    • The nation of Cortesia Del Mar is presently holding elections for its three judge positions, which it seems likely will not all be filled this term.

    Interested? Join the game at horizonsend.net, or visit our Discord server, website, dynmap, or game wiki.

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  • Mystic Rails Adventure 1.20.3

    Mystic Rails Adventure 1.20.3
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 6460
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Crops Grown: 4599 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Dimension Hops: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0

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    Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your own railgun and shoot it at unsuspecting players. That’s right, we’ve got A Certain Scientific Railgun manga vibes all up in this server!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to join a secret ninja organization and go on epic missions? Well, look no further because we’ve got Toaru Anbu no Item manga madness waiting for you!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy powers, epic battles, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server experience of your life!

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  • SnapCraft Minecraft Server

    SnapCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 2140
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 261296 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7938 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 7162
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no clingy coworkers following you around, no fake hero stories, and definitely no manipulative behavior.

    Join us and experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without any emotional baggage. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time without worrying about someone trying to guilt-trip you into doing favors.

    Say goodbye to the “Charlies” in your life and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun in a drama-free environment. So come on over and leave all that workplace drama behind – you deserve a break from it all!

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  • RentCraft: Adulting Edition

    RentCraft: Adulting Edition
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 5903
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Towns Built: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1

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    Are you tired of living in a Minecraft world where your adult children refuse to pay rent and threaten to quit their jobs just to avoid contributing to household expenses? Look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join our server and build your own virtual home where your adult children actually listen to you and pay rent on time! Watch as your daughter’s friends try to mooch off of you for free, only to realize that in this world, everyone pulls their weight.

    With exciting challenges and quests, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can finally save up for retirement without worrying about your virtual kids draining your resources.

    So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience where even the most absurd situations become a reality. Who knew virtual parenting could be so entertaining?

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  • CantHaveItMC SMP

    CantHaveItMC SMP
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 9841
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 120 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you absolutely HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server in the whole universe. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like supermodels, all dressed up in fancy armor and ready to party.

    But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is like a giant disco ball, with villagers busting out their best dance moves 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the Nether. We’ve got a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking creepers. It’s wild, bro.

    And get this, if you join our SMP, you’ll get your very own pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ DRAGON. You can ride it into battle and roast those pesky skeletons with its fiery breath. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, bro.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.

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  • BlockbusterMania

    BlockbusterMania
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 1355
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21

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    Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can recreate your favorite movie scenes in blocky form! Imagine building the Titanic and watching it sink in real time, or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with your friends! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So say goodbye to boring movie marathons and hello to a whole new world of entertainment on our server!

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  • BoeingCraft Minecraft Server

    BoeingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 153
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Ores Mined: 5892 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

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    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like those three Boeing 747s loaded with US weapons for Ukraine landing in Poland – straight up INSANE, bro!

    Picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And guess what? The pigs are wearing top hats and monocles because they’re fancy like that.

    But wait, there’s more! You start mining and suddenly a giant chicken wearing a tutu comes out of nowhere and starts breakdancing. And get this – the chicken drops diamonds instead of eggs. Bling bling, baby!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to sick beats? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

    So, if you wanna experience the wildest, most wacky Minecraft adventures of your life, join this server NOW. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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