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FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7252	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	3649
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Potions Brewed:	154	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

BungalowBanterCraft

Article, bloomberg, bungalow sales, BungalowBanterCraft, fake news law, Singapore

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

Chemical Mix-Up Server

animation, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, cartoon, Cartoon Network, Chemical, Chemical X, Chemicals, distinct features, everything nice, Explanation, mixup, Mystery, power puff girls, Science, Server, speculation, Spice, Sugar, Superheroes, Superpowers, theory, Unique

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	4091
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

Ethereal Lands 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, Bleach, Conclusion, Cour 3, Cour 4, Ethereal, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Lands, Manga, predictions, Quincy, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul King, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, Soul Society Arc, speculation, thousand year blood war arc, Tite Kubo

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Lol, bro, forget about Cour 3, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?!

Join us and witness the epic battle between diamond-wielding llamas and zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

Who needs Cour 4 when you can have a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a secret underground base full of dancing parrots?

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts.

Cour 3? More like Cour BORE, am I right? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Marriage? Nah, Minecraft SMP!

changing societal norms, commitment issues, cultural shifts, dating culture, empowerment, feminist movement, gender equality, INDEPENDENCE, Long-term partnerships., Marriage, marriage expectations, marriage trends, Minecraft, modern relationships, Nah, personal choice, relationship dynamics, sexual autonomy, sexual revolution, smp, social change, traditional values, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4761	Dragons Tamed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait until marriage to do anything fun? Well, look no further because on our server, women have stopped waiting altogether! That’s right, no more restrictions or societal norms holding you back from building, exploring, and causing chaos with your fellow players.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs marriage when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons instead? So come on, join our server and let’s show the world what true freedom in Minecraft looks like!

SnackTimeSMP – Best Midnight Munchies

bedtime snack, best midnight snack, comfort food, delicious snacks, easy snacks, food cravings, healthy snacks, hunger pangs, late night munchies, late-night snack, midnight, midnight snack, Munchies, quick snacks, satisfying cravings, satisfying snacks, snack ideas, snack options, snack recipes, snack time, SnackTimeSMP, tasty treats

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the best midnight snack is definitely a block of obsidian dipped in honey and sprinkled with glowstone dust. Trust me, it’s delicious!

WackyWarehouseMC

assets, Business, cannot be sold, Decision making, Development, distant relative, family, Inheritance, Legacy, LOGISTICS, Management, Mysterious, opportunity, Property, real estate, Space, Storage, Use, WackyWarehouseMC, warehouse, Will

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mines Excavated:	2999
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ve inherited a massive 50,000sq/ft warehouse from a mysterious distant relative! But wait, there’s a catch – you can’t sell it! So what do you do with this giant space?

Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Turn the warehouse into a giant roller coaster, a maze filled with traps, a zoo for creepers, or even a secret underground base for your army of llamas. The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, rumors say that the warehouse is haunted by the ghost of your eccentric relative who loved to pull pranks. Will you be able to survive the spooky surprises that await you inside? Join now and find out!

TibetanDamProtestsLOL

Arrests, authoritarian regime, BEATINGS, China, Chinese dam, civil disobedience, environmental impact, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, hydroelectric project, international attention, minority rights, political activism, political repression, protest movement, rare, social injustice, Tibet, Tibetan protests, TibetanDamProtestsLOL

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the chinese dam is actually a giant block of tofu and the rare tibetan protests are just villagers complaining about not having enough carrots to trade with! we promise lots of beatings and arrests…of creepers and skeletons, that is! come build your own tofu dam and start a riot of fun on our server today!