DollarTreeDeliCraft

Weed, husband, dollar tree, Borrow, OFFENDED

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s grocery drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

We promise you won’t have to beg for food here, but you might have to fight off some zombies for your virtual meatloaf. Our server is so epic, even dollar store groceries won’t cut it – we only serve the finest virtual feasts fit for a gaming king or queen.

And don’t worry about lending virtual cash to your fellow players – our economy is rock solid and there’s no weed-smoking siblings to worry about. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to bring it to the virtual world for some extra spicy gameplay!

Looking for a server that’s more ‘original’ than your mom’s meatloaf? Check out Origins!

moms, ruined, new, original, dickhead

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Awesome Origins Server
Features	Origins mod, custom plugins, friendly community
IP Address	123.456.789.0
Version	1.16.5

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t have the Origins mod?

Unfortunately, the server requires players to have the Origins mod installed in order to join.

2. Is there a whitelist on the server?

No, the server is open to all players who meet the requirements.

3. Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s website or ask an admin for more information.

Vanilla SMP: Where Minecraft is as plain as your mom’s meatloaf

build contests, Simple VoiceChat, Adventure, Plain, Minecraft

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.1
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community server where players can build, explore, and make new friends. With a diverse player base from across the globe, the server offers a vanilla experience with added grief protection measures and community-focused activities.

FAQ:

What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.1, always up to date with the latest features and updates.
Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.
How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to our Discord server at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?

The server hosts server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects to keep the community engaged and entertained.
Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.

MCSnips2: Where mods are more magical than your aunt’s meatloaf! Whitelist 1.18.2.

mermorphs, Adventuring, building, Mods, dynamic trees

Server Name	Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2
Features	Dynamic Trees Create Steam and Rails Atlantis Exploration CustomNPCs and Lightman’s Currency Hunting Lodge for Kaiju

Overview:

Adventurers, Engineers, and Treasure Seekers Wanted! Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 offers a world of endless possibilities with new features like Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis exploration, CustomNPCs and Lightman’s Currency, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge for Kaiju. Embark on epic adventures, build, battle, and explore in this exciting new season!

FAQ:

Q: How can I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?

A: Message the server admin for an invite.

Q: What are some of the new features in Season 2?

A: Season 2 offers dynamic trees, steam trains, Atlantis exploration, CustomNPCs with Lightman’s Currency, and the upcoming Kaiju Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, quests are already in motion, the market is booming, and the first dungeons have opened for exploration.

Q: Can I build my own railways in the server?

A: Yes, with Create Steam and Rails, you can build stylish and functional railways in the server.

Q: Is there underwater exploration in Atlantis?

A: Yes, Atlantis is open for exploration with Mermorphs from the Sea Dwellers mod, quests, treasures, and underwater cities to discover.

Q: When will the Hunting Lodge for Kaiju open?

A: The Hunting Lodge for epic Kaiju creatures will open soon for those brave enough to take on these giant monsters.

Lakehead SMP: As New As Your Mom’s Meatloaf, but with fewer secret ingredients

ingredients, Farming, Minecraft, secret, Hermitcraft-like

Lakehead SMP Server Overview

Description
I’ll make it quick! We all know how a regular old “Vanilla Hermitcraft-like SMP” goes: everyone gets stacked within a couple of days, beats the dragon, sets up shop. Two players dominate the entire server, and then the server dies along with that “two-week Minecraft” phase of those two players, leaving no room for actual gameplay for the rest of us who like farming wheat and building than beating the dragon.
Lakehead SMP is more of a chill and laid-back Minecraft server that takes inspiration from Hermitcraft where it actually matters, rather than just trying to be a copycat. We hope to provide the experience you get when watching those videos—a place where you don’t feel like the only goal of everyone around you is to build farms and kill others. A place more about actually having fun at the roots of the game instead of “completing it.”
If this sounds like something for you, join here and submit an application: https://discord.gg/R3DFChJRNc

FAQs

Question	Answer
When did the SMP server open?	The SMP just opened to its members today few hours ago! Join while you still can!
How many players will be added to the server?	We’re hoping to remain small and tight-knit, so only a limited few will be added.

Elysia Survival: Seeking Players Who Can Craft Better Than My Mom’s Meatloaf – New Season!

Adult, java, elysia, Players, Season

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elysia
Season	New season just opened
Gameplay	Vanilla with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect
Player Base	Primarily adult with a close-knit community

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for several years.

What kind of gameplay is offered?

The gameplay is kept entirely vanilla, with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect for grief protection.

What is the player base like?

The player base is primarily adult, and the community is close-knit and welcoming. New players are always welcome.

How can I join the server?

You can apply for a spot on the server by completing the application form here.

Is there a tour of a previous season available?

Yes, you can watch a tour of a previous season here.

Where can I find additional information about the server?

You can find additional information in older posts on the server’s profile or through a section at the end of your application.

ParentalPixelPanic

overreacting, vacation, Laughter, cataract surgery, mushroom burger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where impossible beef mysteriously disappears and causes family drama! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hiding fake meat from your loved ones and watching them unknowingly enjoy it in their meals. Our server is filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like the time Lizzie’s vegetarian burgers were swapped with mushroom burgers without anyone noticing.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you may find yourself in a heated argument with your dad over the authenticity of your meat substitutes. So come join us for a wild ride of deception, laughter, and maybe even a few angry family members. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of meaty drama?

Bob’s Blocky Adventures: HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON – Best Minecraft server for LOLs and high traffic fun!

fight club, Meatloaf, Server, Adventures, cult classic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON, things are anything but ordinary. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you the epic tale of Robert Paulson.

Legend has it that Robert Paulson was the bravest Minecraft player to ever roam the server. He single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw chicken. His name became a symbol of courage and strength among all players.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on creepers like they’re majestic steeds, battle zombie chickens who shoot lasers from their eyes, and even challenge the mighty Herobrine to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond llama who grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So why wait? Join HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft!

No Money No Problem Minecraft Server

personal needs, financial habits, financial responsibility, Communication, Borrowing

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, NOT on this server, my dude.

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about creepers ruining your day again! We have a special anti-creeper forcefield that keeps those pesky green guys at bay. You can mine to your heart’s content without fear of explosion!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land dropping diamonds in its wake. If you’re lucky enough to catch a glimpse of this sparkly beauty, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

So come on down to our server, where the creepers are scared, the diamonds are plentiful, and the dance floor is always bumpin’. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CitizenCraft: Debt-Free Retirement!

US residents, global citizenship, wealth management, financial independence, CitizenCraft

Are you tired of being stuck in debt and dreaming of a luxurious retirement in a far-off land? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sell your citizenship for a cool 5 million in-game currency. Use that money to pay off your debts and start a new life in our virtual paradise. Who needs the real world when you can live like a king in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly. So what are you waiting for? Sell your citizenship, join our server, and start living the dream today!

Meatloaf

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t have the Origins mod?

2. Is there a whitelist on the server?

3. Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

What version is the server running?

Are there any mods installed on the server?

How can I join the server?

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

Is the server whitelisted?

Overview:

FAQ:

Q: How can I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?

Q: What are some of the new features in Season 2?

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

Q: Can I build my own railways in the server?

Q: Is there underwater exploration in Atlantis?

Q: When will the Hunting Lodge for Kaiju open?

Lakehead SMP Server Overview

FAQs

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

What kind of gameplay is offered?

What is the player base like?

How can I join the server?

Is there a tour of a previous season available?

Where can I find additional information about the server?