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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 4679 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 176 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 899327 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 52 |
We promise you won’t have to beg for food here, but you might have to fight off some zombies for your virtual meatloaf. Our server is so epic, even dollar store groceries won’t cut it – we only serve the finest virtual feasts fit for a gaming king or queen.
And don’t worry about lending virtual cash to your fellow players – our economy is rock solid and there’s no weed-smoking siblings to worry about. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to bring it to the virtual world for some extra spicy gameplay!