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Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	813
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
New Chunks Explored:	394513	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Runes Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Mines Excavated:	2779	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Items Found:	2607
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3809	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!