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WhyDoITryCraft SMP

anime lover, Contentment, coping with emotions, feeling discouraged, finding happiness, inner peace, Introvert, lack of motivation, mental health, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, questioning efforts, seeking answers, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, smp, why do I even try, WhyDoITryCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	8478	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of being a couch potato and watching anime all day? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by building giant anime-themed structures to appease the Minecraft gods. Rumor has it that if you build a massive Naruto statue, you’ll gain the power to run as fast as him in-game. Plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for a good laugh. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and say goodbye to your anime binge-watching days!

HomeOfficeHub Minecraft Server

Calls, co-working spaces, compromise, dedicated office, Home office, HomeOfficeHub, husband off for summer, living room workspace, Minecraft, music studio, Pregnancy, pregnancy hormones, school holidays, Server, sharing space, start up, third trimester, work environment, working from dining table, working from home, working patterns, working remotely

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	100	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and navigating through the chaos of virtual life.

Need a break from real-life drama like pregnancy hormones and living room office battles? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape where you can create your own world without any restrictions (except maybe the occasional unplanned call from a virtual boss).

With rooms like a library with no desk space (thanks, husband), a bunny-filled sitting area, and an attic recording studio without a door, you’ll never run out of quirky places to explore and build in. And don’t worry about safety – we promise our virtual ladders are much easier to climb than in real life.

So leave the vacuuming and dishwasher duties to someone else (maybe a virtual villager?) and dive into the madness of our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-working space when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join us now and let the virtual adventures begin!

NoShowMommaCraft

Argument, brunch, busy schedule, celebration, changing plans, christmas, college friends, Communication, engagement dinner, Events, friend group, missing out, monthly gatherings, new parent, NoShowMommaCraft, parent life, partner, showing up, Understanding, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Millie’s excuses for missing out on events! Just like Millie’s disappearing act, you never know what surprises await you in our server.

With more twists and turns than Millie trying to change plans to accommodate her baby, our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs brunch when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Unlike Millie, who always seems to have a reason to bail, our server will never let you down. You’ll be partying with us every day, no excuses needed!

So come join us and leave the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found the most diamonds! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with Millie’s excuses.

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime routine, Caffeine, discomfort, electronics, fear of the dark, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night snacks, medication, Nightmares, noise, overthinking, racing thoughts, relaxation techniques, restless, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, smp, stress, uncomfortable mattress, worries

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	240
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Join our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies and the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of building your next epic creation.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers that will follow you around like loyal puppies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to endless adventures and laughter!

BlockbusterBusters

Beloved, BlockbusterBusters, classic, Creative bankruptcy, fan favorite, film industry, Hollywood, iconic, Movie, Never, Nostalgia, opinion, original, remake, remake culture, Sacred, sacrilege, should never, Timeless, Unnecessary, untouchable

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Potions Brewed:	130
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict policy against remaking any movies, because let’s be real, who wants to see a Minecraft version of Titanic or The Godfather? Our server is filled with epic builds and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about Hollywood’s terrible remake ideas. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie versions of famous movie characters. So why waste your time watching bad remakes when you can be crafting and exploring in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world? Join now and say goodbye to boring movie reboots forever!

RiverCraftTriathlonFun

Canceled, canceled again, cnn, Competition, concerns, contamination, environmental concerns, Event, France, health risks, outdoors, Paris, Pollution, River Seine, RiverCraftTriathlonFun, Safety, sports, swimming, Training, triathlon, water quality

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Magic Items Found:	2228	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	188	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the river seine is crystal clear and perfect for triathlon training! forget about real life worries and dive into a world where the water quality is always on point. plus, our server is so lit that even cnn is reporting on it! who needs real life when you can swim, bike, and run in the most epic virtual world ever created? join now and start training for the minecraft triathlon of a lifetime!

GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

Bacteria, biological process, Cycle, decomposition, decomposition chain, decomposition cycle, decomposition process, Eat, eaten, ecosystem, Environmental Science, food chain, food web, germs, GermyCraft, humans, life cycle, microbial life, natural world, Nature, Organisms, Remains, scavengers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Farms Harvested:	265	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	4942	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

PixelLife: 1.5B Years Early

1.5B, Ancient, ancient life, biology, complex life, Development, discovery, Early, Earth, earth history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, fossil record, History, Organisms, Origin, PixelLife, research, Scientific, theory, Timeline, Years

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Emeralds Found:	964
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that life on earth actually started, like, 1.5 billion years earlier than scientists thought! crazy, right? so, like, if u wanna be part of this mind-blowing discovery, u gotta join this server and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll find ancient civilizations or, like, dinosaurs roaming around. it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this epic journey through time and space. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, man!

MineLynx

Auction, basic needs, Economy, economy plugin, Economy System, Gaming Community, Heart system, LifeSteal, MONEY, Online game, player death, player killing, Plugins, PvE, PvP, PVP based, rare items, Server, Shop, virtual currency

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

MineLynx is a PVP based server that uses the LIFESTEAL plugin. This means if you kill another player, you gain a heart, while if you die, you lose a heart. The server also an economy plugin, so you can earn and save money to spend on basic needs in /shop, or on more rare items in /ah

minelynx.net:25581

OpenBlockSurvival

basics, community-driven, Discord, Dynmap, ease-of-life plugins, Economy, Enjoy, Environment, Experienced admin team, Features, friendly server, join now, Land Claims, Minecraft, OpenBlockSurvival, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, Server, Simple Treecapitator, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	793

OpenBlock is a brand new 1.21 Vanilla server with a few ease of life plugins. Its a community driven, friendly server where you and your friends can come chill. We want to take Minecraft back to basics and create an environment everyone can enjoy!

Run by an experienced admin team who have years of experience running both open and creator Minecraft servers!

Join now – OpenBlock.mcserv.fun

Join the discord -> {https://discord.gg/xHJmQtZaYq}

Some of the server Features: – Player shops – Player driven economy – Simple Treecapitator – Dynmap – Land claims

play.openblocksurvival.com