Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while sizzling up some steaks on our giant BBQ grill. Watch out for the lava pits though, they’re not just for show – they’re actually our secret sauce for the ultimate flavor explosion!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Grill Master, who will challenge you to cook-offs where the loser has to eat a block of raw tofu. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of that punishment!
So come on over to our “edicion parrillera” server and let’s grill and chill like never before. Just remember, if you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen – or in this case, the Minecraft server!
1. We require a payment of over 50k up-front before you even sign in. Why? Because we believe in the power of cold, hard cash to fuel your Minecraft adventures.
2. Want to have Sydney Sweeney as your in-game girlfriend for a whole week? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Just imagine the epic quests you’ll go on together.
3. Our sergeant is a master pizza chef, and he will impress you by making a pizza with more meat than you could ever imagine. And if you can top his creation, you’ll earn the respect of the entire server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible, and the adventures never end. Just watch out for creepers with a taste for pizza!
Once, a player rode a chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigs armed with nothing but a carrot. And they won!
but that ain’t all, we also got a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot and battle evil mobs. and if u lucky, u might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe bart’s pranks). trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Server Type | Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy |
|---|---|
| Supported Platforms | Java & Bedrock |
| Java Versions | 1.7 to Latest |
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition? | Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition. |
| What type of gameplay does the server offer? | The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes. |
| Is there a Discord server for TheCrib? | Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc |
| Are there any version restrictions for Java players? | No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release. |
Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!
Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!
And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.
Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.
2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.
3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.
4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.
5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!
On our server, you can stay up past 11pm, drive any car you want (even a virtual Lamborghini), and sleep over at your friends’ virtual houses without any parental interference. No need to worry about getting a ride home, just hop on a virtual Uber and party all night long.
Don’t let Stella’s parents cramp your style, join our server and let loose with your friends. We promise you won’t have to deal with any drama like Stella’s strict rules. Plus, we have virtual day trips to exotic destinations just a click away – no need to worry about gas money or angry parents here!
So come join us and leave Stella’s rules behind. You deserve a break from the stress and drama, and our server is the perfect place to escape to. See you in the virtual world!