Meat MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoMeatNoHome Minecraft Server

Minecraft, under counter fridge, Server, Incompatible, small apartment

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no meat or fish” policy just like this player’s home! We understand the struggle of living with someone who just can’t respect your dietary choices, which is why we offer a safe haven for all vegetarians and vegans out there.

Join us and build your own virtual fridge without any lunch meats or tinned fish to ruin your appetite. No more opening the fridge to be hit with the smell of meat – just pure, plant-based goodness all around!

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend is trying to sneak in some virtual meat, don’t worry – we have a virtual breakup feature where you can end the relationship and find someone who truly understands your vegetarian lifestyle.

So come on over to our server and enjoy a meat-free paradise where you can game in peace without any pesky meat eaters ruining your vibe. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-filled and deliciously meat-free at the same time?

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Thin Robots Minecraft Server

appetite regulation, Calorie Counting, Snacking, fullness, portion control

Are you tired of feeling constantly hungry in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can eat as much as you want without gaining a single pound! Our virtual food is so satisfying, you’ll never feel hungry again – unless you’re battling a horde of zombies and need some extra energy, of course.

Our server is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you full for hours, along with delicious meats and rice dishes that will leave you feeling satisfied. Plus, our virtual exercise program will have you running, jumping, and mining your way to a slim and trim virtual body in no time.

So say goodbye to real-life hunger pangs and join our server today! Who needs a banana or an apple when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

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ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

health risks, health impact, healthcare trends, ChubbyCraft, Cancer prevention

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

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DinoNuggetCraft

Evolution, chickens, ANCESTORS, DinoNuggetCraft, theory

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

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TendieMcSlopTrannies Minecraft SMP Madness

indulgence, McDonald, dietary needs, smp, SLOP

Are you tired of dealing with tendie-loving, McDonald’s-slop-eating trannies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about the ribs, baby! We’ve got a full day’s worth of protein just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Join us for the most meat-tastic Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Who needs tendies when you can have ribs for days? Come join us and feast like a king (or queen, we don’t discriminate) on the most delicious virtual ribs you’ve ever tasted. It’s a meat lover’s paradise, and you won’t want to miss out!

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Hotdog Water: Where the meat is rare, the gameplay is spicy, and the chaos is well done!

Griefing, semi anarchy, gameplay, spicy, voted world resets
Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

Welcome to Hotdog Water Minecraft Server 🌭🪣

Overview:

Features: Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.

Resets: Vote for resets on Discord.

Gameplay: No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:
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FAQ:

Can I use mods on the server?

Yes, mods are allowed as long as they do not give unfair advantages.

Are there any banned items on the server?

No, all items are allowed for gameplay.

Is there a limit to how many players can join the server?

The server can handle a large number of players, but it’s recommended to check for availability during peak times.
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DinnerFoodDrama Minecraft Server

Cheese, individual shopping, not buying dinner food, Server, stock up

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Meat Monster, a creature made entirely out of meat that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Meat Monster and claim victory?

Join now for a truly bizarre and unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even shopping for meat without being told!

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VeganCatHeist Minecraft Server

fire escape, dog, cat, neglected, steak

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from crazy neighbors like mine? Join our server now and build your own virtual paradise away from vegan cat owners who can’t even feed their poor pets!

On our server, you can create a world where cats can feast on steaks and play with dogs all day long. No need to worry about fake-crying neighbors accusing you of cat-napping, because here, you’re free to build, explore, and have fun without any crazy drama.

Forget about calling animal control, just join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a stray cat who’s a master builder and can help you create the ultimate Minecraft kingdom. Join now and say goodbye to vegan cat owners and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

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PorkCraft Café

flavor, pork-brine coffee, Culinary, meat, recipe

yo, so like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs all be sippin’ on coffee and gettin’ all hyped up. like, they be runnin’ around like crazy, doin’ backflips and stuff. it’s wild, man.

if you join this server, you can ride on the back of a caffeinated pig and zoom around the map at lightning speed. it’s like a rollercoaster, but with bacon.

also, there’s a secret underground coffee shop where you can trade with villagers for rare items. but watch out for the barista, she’s a zombie who’s had too much espresso and she’s a little cranky.

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant coffee cup castle in the sky? yeah, you can build your own little coffee-themed kingdom up there and rule over all the jittery pigs below.

so come join us on this crazy, caffeine-fueled adventure. it’s gonna be a piggin’ good time!

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DinoNuggetCraft

childhood favorite, DELICIOUS, Food, Fried, CRISPY

come join our epic minecraft server where all chicken nuggets are actually dinosaur nuggets, even if they look like circles or stars or squares. it’s like a prehistoric party in your mouth, bro!

imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a T-Rex nugget instead. or building a castle out of nuggets that roar when you walk by.

we’ve got crazy mini-games like nugget hide and seek, where you have to find the nugget that’s pretending to be a regular chicken nugget.

so come on down to our server and experience the nugget madness for yourself. who needs regular nuggets when you can have dinosaur nuggets in minecraft? it’s a game-changer, literally.

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