Meat MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

foreigner, Server, celebration, Wealthy, Etiquette

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the extravagant Indian wedding without alcohol and meat, our server offers a unique experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little cranky like Ethan).

Embark on tailor-made adventures with different dress codes for each day of the week. Enjoy sightseeing tours of our virtual city and indulge in delicious virtual food (sorry, no meat allowed!). Plus, we have personal tailors ready to stitch your in-game outfits for that extra touch of luxury.

But beware, if you can’t handle a dry wedding for a week, you might not survive the craziness of our server. So join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer our epic Minecraft world! And remember, gratitude is key – just ask Ethan.

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Vegan vs Meat Eaters: Lipaemic & Glycaemic Battle

cholesterol levels, lacto-ovo vegetarians, plasma lipaemic measures, Glycaemic, disease prevention

HEY U! YEAH U! R U TIRED OF BORING SERVERS WHERE U GOTTA EAT MEAT ALL DAY? WELL, COME JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE VEGANS RULE! WE GOT PLASMA LIPAEMIC AND GLYCAEMIC MEASURES THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN LACTO-OVO VEGETARIANS AND SEMI-VEGETARIANS ARE WISHIN’ THEY WERE VEGAN! WE GOT INSANE STORIES OF HOW VEGANS SAVED THE DAY FROM EVIL MEAT-EATERS AND TURNED THEM INTO CARROT LOVERS!

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE VEGAN REVOLUTION AND HAVE THE BEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER, JOIN US NOW! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT VEGAN AGAIN!

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Caveman Cuisine: No Meat, No Problem

hunter gatherers, prehistoric diet, dietary habits, food choices, evolutionary biology

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat meat like our early human ancestors did NOT! we are all about that plant-based life, no meat allowed here! we believe in the power of veggies and fruits to fuel our minecraft adventures. who needs meat when you have the power of plants, am i right? plus, rumor has it that eating meat in minecraft makes your character fart uncontrollably. trust me, you don’t want to be known as the farting minecraft player. so come join us, where the grass is greener and the animals are safe from being eaten. let’s build a world where plants rule and meat is just a distant memory. vegan minecraft for the win!

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Meat Lovers’ Brain Drain

bologna, bacon, meat, cognitive function, red meat consumption

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna keep your brain cells intact and avoid turning into a zombie villager, then you gotta join our EPIC Minecraft server! We got all the red meat haters up in here, making sure you stay sharp and focused while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Forget about those other servers that serve up nothing but bacon and sausage, we’re all about that veggie power to keep your mind clear and your reflexes quick. Trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve over there who ate one too many pork chops and now he can’t even remember how to make a crafting table.

So come on down to our server and join the veggie revolution! Your brain will thank you, and you’ll be building the coolest creations in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays here on the weekends. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now!

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ReheatSucksCraft

Meal, Reheated, lunch, Soup, freshness

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about reheating your food again because our virtual world is filled with magical ovens that keep your meals tasting fresh and delicious forever! Say goodbye to soggy leftovers and hello to endless culinary delights in our wacky and wonderful server. Who needs a microwave when you have the power of unlimited flavor at your fingertips? Come join us and feast like never before!

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CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

friendship, animal care, living together, meat, Vegetarian

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

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VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

future kids, teamwork, VeggieCraft, separate meals, compromise

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of meal prepping for a vegetarian partner? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual kitchen where you can cook up some pixelated meals for your loved one without the hassle of real-life arguments.

Join our server and experience the drama of trying to balance meat-eater meals with veggie options, just like in this epic tale. Will you be the hero who saves the day with extra rice and potatoes, or will you face the wrath of a hangry partner who just wants their own separate meals?

And who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to cook for virtual kids who go vegetarian too! Can you handle the pressure of feeding a whole family of blocky eaters? Join our server now and find out!

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Meat of Minecraft SMP

delve, dissect, critical thinking, meat, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the neighborhood! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. And if you manage to survive that, you might just catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is rumored to be the server admin’s mischievous twin brother.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of mayhem, madness, and Minecraft magic! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it.

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Meat Wrap Minecraft Server

taco bell, food blunder, wrap, tortilla, fast food mishap

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to serve you meat rolled into a tortilla like Taco Bell did! Our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun, where you can build your own taco-themed kingdom and defend it from evil guacamole monsters. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos! Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the taco madness begin!

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MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

industrial farming, farts, carbon footprint, methane production, Outgas

lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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