come join our epic minecraft server where we eat meat like our early human ancestors did NOT! we are all about that plant-based life, no meat allowed here! we believe in the power of veggies and fruits to fuel our minecraft adventures. who needs meat when you have the power of plants, am i right? plus, rumor has it that eating meat in minecraft makes your character fart uncontrollably. trust me, you don’t want to be known as the farting minecraft player. so come join us, where the grass is greener and the animals are safe from being eaten. let’s build a world where plants rule and meat is just a distant memory. vegan minecraft for the win!
Caveman Cuisine: No Meat, No Problem
MeatEatingMen & VeggieLovingLadies
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ MEN EAT MORE MEAT AND WE HAVE ALL THE MEAT YOU COULD EVER WANT! WE GOT STEAK, CHICKEN, PORK, YOU NAME IT!ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT ON OUR SERVER, IF YOU EAT ENOUGH MEAT, YOU TURN INTO A SUPER BUFF MEAT MONSTER? YEAH, IT’S TRUE!
PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE THE MORE MEAT YOU EAT, THE FASTER YOU CAN MINE! IT’S LIKE A MEAT-POWERED PICKAXE, BUT BETTER!
SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN US, WHERE MEAT IS KING AND WOMEN ARE FREE TO EAT AS MUCH MEAT AS THEY WANT! YEEHAW! 🥩🍖🍗🔥🤪