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MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Runes Activated:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

BlockyDisaster Minecraft Server

BlockyDisaster, how did it go so bad, Minecraft, Server, what caused the failure, what led to the disaster, what went wrong, why did it fail

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who have learned how to break dance and challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, come join us and see just what went so wrong…in the best way possible!

AIcraft SMP: Openai Insider

#announcement, AIcraft, anticipation, Artificial Intelligence, countdown, EXCITEMENT, Future, innovation, Insider, insider information, insider knowledge, insider perspective, News, official announcement, openai, Pace, smp, strawberry announcement, Technology, Upcoming Event, update, Working

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	89	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	New Chunks Explored:	547899
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you ever feel like you’re stuck in a boring world where nothing exciting happens? Well, have I got news for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the official strawberry announcement by Openai is just around the corner! Rumor has it that once the announcement is made, strawberries will rain from the sky and grant you special powers in-game. And let me tell you, with all the chaos and excitement going on, you won’t even feel like working anymore! So come join us and experience the strawberry madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

Momma’s Logic Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, challenging beliefs, Communication, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, family expectations, generational trauma, Guilt, Logic, Manipulation, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, parenting, personal growth, Religion, self worth, self-assertion, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, upbringing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Villages Defended:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and join a community of craziness!

Are your parents trying to make you move back home and take care of them? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual home and never have to deal with real-life responsibilities again!

Join us and unleash your creativity, just like the time when you used your mom’s own logic against her and made her cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Escape the judgmental eyes of your siblings and embrace the freedom of building whatever you want, whenever you want. No more getting chewed out for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss!

So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the real-life drama behind!

CussCraft: Mom Apology Edition

Apology, bath time, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coparenting challenges, CussCraft, discipline, Divorce, Edition, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mom, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, single parenting, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the cold like a bunch of dudes who just love being chilly!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time when Alex broke his leg and had to be bathed by his dad because he’s too afraid to wash on one foot. But watch out, because if you try to help him in the bath without knocking, you might just get cussed out like his mom did!

We don’t mess around here, we stand up for our rights to privacy even if it means no Xbox for a week. So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where even the most unexpected situations can lead to some hilarious moments. Who needs modesty when you’ve got a server full of cold-loving dudes ready to take on anything?

RegretCraft2023

#sustainability, changing perspectives, consumerism, cultural shifts, evolving tastes, fads, fashion, fast fashion, future regrets, hindsight, influencer culture, lasting impact., popular trends, regret, RegretCraft2023, short-lived trends, social media, societal norms, Technology, throwaway culture, trends

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and be ahead of the curve by participating in the trendiest trend of all time – building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses! Trust us, in a few years, everyone will be kicking themselves for not joining our server sooner and being part of the llama revolution. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the world with their fabulous fashion sense. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making!

DeforestationCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 15 months, Amazon, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Deforestation, Deforestation rates, DeforestationCraft, Destruction, ecosystem, Environmental, environmental impact, first time, global warming, illegal logging, Minecraft, Rainforest, Rises, Server, wildlife

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love mining and crafting and building epic stuff? well, guess what, our server is the bomb diggity of all minecraft servers out there! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored of the same old servers with boring rules and boring builds. so they decided to create their own server, a server like no other. a server where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. a server where u can build a castle made entirely out of cheese and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just the beginning!

on our server, u can explore the amazon rainforest, yes u heard me right, the amazon rainforest! u can chop down trees and mine for diamonds while saving the rainforest from evil creepers and skeletons. u can ride on the back of a giant sloth and swing from tree to tree like tarzan. u can even build a treehouse that reaches the clouds and have a pet monkey that throws bananas at ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. and who knows, u might even become the king or queen of the amazon rainforest!

PixelPrisonPleasure

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, Conflict, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, No justification, Palestinian prisoners, PixelPrisonPleasure, response, sexual assault, US, Video, VIOLATION, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Ores Mined:	5523
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that teleports you to a secret disco party with Herobrine!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time! Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob who can’t handle the awesomeness. But hey, no judgment here! Just grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Common Sense Warp

Alternate Realities, causality, chronological shifts, common, common sense, future shock, historical context, Paradox, reevaluate, Sci Fi, science fiction, sense, temporal anomalies, temporal cognition, temporal displacement, temporal logic, temporal perception, time machine, time travel, time travel consequences, time travel rules, Time Travelers, Warp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Towns Built:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7104
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this crazy Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re a time traveler! Like, you can go back in time and mess with the dinosaurs or go to the future and ride flying cars. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

But here’s the catch – every time you time travel, your common sense gets all messed up. Like, you think it’s normal to wear a banana suit to a fancy dinner or eat ice cream for breakfast. It’s a total trip, man.

So, if you’re down for some wacky adventures and want to mess with the fabric of time itself, join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget. Plus, there’s free pizza every Friday. Who wouldn’t want to be a time-traveling, pizza-eating maniac?

PixelVision Minecraft Server

anatomy, asian, biology, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, eyelids, EYES, facial features, genetics, Minecraft, Narrow, oculoplastic surgery, ophthalmology, Perception, perspective, PixelVision, Racial, Server, Sight, Stereotypes, vision

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mines Excavated:	2168
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep your eyelids wide open with excitement! Why settle for narrow eyelids when you can join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling in a world where everything is as wide-eyed as can be?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Eyelid Enlargement Potion, rumored to grant players the ability to see in all directions at once. Or test your skills in our PVP arena, where players with the widest eyes are crowned champions.

But beware, on this server, narrow-eyed players are considered the ultimate challenge. Legend has it that they possess hidden powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you be able to overcome their narrow-eyed gaze and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing narrower than your eyelids will be your chances of getting bored!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attraction, bbw, beauty standards, big girls, body image, body positivity, chubby girls, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy girls, empowerment, fat girls, full-figured women, Minecraft, plus size women, self love, sexual preferences, smp, societal standards, Stereotypes, thick girls, voluptuous women

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have girls who build like absolute pros and will make your pickaxe go berserk with excitement! Join us for epic building competitions, crazy adventures, and maybe even find love with a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!