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  • MineCrafty90Plus

    MineCrafty90Plus
    join this epic minecraft server where the diamonds are as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow! our creepers are trained to do the macarena dance before they explode, giving you just enough time to run away and scream like a little chicken!

    build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes!

    our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild parties and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

    explore our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that only open if you solve a riddle or tell a joke that makes the skeletons laugh!

    so come on down to our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti!

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  • FireWaterCraft

    FireWaterCraft
    so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where fire and water are like, best friends or something. like, you can use fire to make the water hot, and then you can see how big the fire is by how much water it puts out. it’s like a science experiment, but in minecraft!

    and get this, there’s this secret underground cave where the water is actually lava, but it’s not hot because there’s ice everywhere. it’s like a reverse volcano or something, totally mind-blowing.

    oh, and did i mention there are flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride them around and blast other players with your laser pig army. it’s like a pig-themed sci-fi movie, but in minecraft!

    so, like, come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs normal minecraft when you can have fire-water experiments and laser pigs? it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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  • ToxicTamponMetalMadness

    ToxicTamponMetalMadness
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.

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  • NukeThymeCraft: Precise Time Travel!

    NukeThymeCraft: Precise Time Travel!
    yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we out here crystallizing paths toward a nuclear clock like whaaat?? we got researchers makin’ the most precise measurements of thorium-229, like that’s some next level shiz right there. imagine havin’ an ultraprecise nuclear clock in minecraft, u could time ur mining expeditions down to the millisecond. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server with such futuristic technology goin’ on?? come join us and be part of the madness, fam. #nuclearclockgang #minecraftmadness

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  • MonthCraft: Time Warp!

    MonthCraft: Time Warp!
    u want a server where u can pretend months are a thing that makes sense? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where time is just a suggestion and u can live in a world where january lasts for 10 years and december is just a blip on the radar.

    imagine the chaos of trying to plan events or keep track of birthdays when time is just a big ol’ mess. but hey, who needs order when u can have fun? join now and experience the wackiness of our time-bending server. who knows, maybe u’ll even forget what year it is!

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  • ImperialCraft: Time Warp!

    ImperialCraft: Time Warp!
    lol this server is like a wild ride through a jungle filled with creepers and zombies but also unicorns and rainbows. like imagine if time was measured in how many chickens you could juggle while riding a pig, that’s how crazy this server is. join us if you want to experience the chaos of building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the best dancers. come join the fun!

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  • PixelPounders: Height & Weight Edition

    PixelPounders: Height & Weight Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we measure everything except our volume cuz who needs that anyway amirite? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you with their beauty and our creepers are so friendly they give you hugs instead of blowing you up. join us and experience the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever find. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and cake. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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  • CraftyKidsExposed

    CraftyKidsExposed
    so, like, u know how researchers are all like, “we need better tools to measure kids exposed to domestic violence”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got tools that can measure the amount of chicken nuggets u eat while playing Minecraft. it’s, like, super important data, trust us.

    also, did u know that joining this server will give u superpowers? like, u can fly around and shoot laser beams from ur eyes. it’s totally legit, we swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u gotta join to find out where it is!

    oh, and did we mention that all the mobs in this server are actually friendly and just wanna be ur BFF? yeah, no more creepers blowing up ur house or skeletons shooting u with arrows. it’s a peaceful paradise, bro.

    so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and see for urself why this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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  • QuantumCraft Rotation Fun

    QuantumCraft Rotation Fun
    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the physicists measure earth’s rotation using quantum entanglement? well now u can cuz this server is outta this world! literally! join us as we warp through dimensions and mine diamonds with the power of science! our players are so smart they can calculate the exact speed of a creeper explosion using only their brains! trust us, this server will blow ur mind (literally, if u stand too close to a TNT block). so come join us and let’s get quantummy together!

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  • QuantumCraft Rotation

    QuantumCraft Rotation
    so, liek, this server is so lit that even physicists are using quantum entanglement to measure earth’s rotation just to play on it. imagine, you could be mining diamonds while the smart peeps are trying to figure out how fast we’re spinning. join now and be part of this crazy, mind-bending experience. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secrets of the universe while building your epic castle. just sayin’.

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