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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3851 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
We got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out their butts, like who wouldn’t wanna see that?
And the creepers here are actually friendly, they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, it’s like a weird alternate universe, man.
Plus, the diamonds here are so big, they make your mom’s engagement ring look like a piece of gravel.
Come join us and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever see, it’s like a fever dream but in block form.