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Oven Time: 3:50 – Average US Wait
yOu gOTTA jOIN tHIS mINECRAFT sERVER cUZ wE hAVE oVENS tHAT tELL tIME bETTER tHAN yOUR wATCH! yOU cAN bAKE cAKES aND tELL tIME aT tHE sAME tIME! aLSO, oUR pIGS cAN fLY aND oUR cOWS sING oPERA! cOME jOIN uS fOR aN ePIC aDVENTURE fULL oF wACKY aND wILD sURPRISES! iP: ovensThatTellTime.About.time -
GramCraft: Base Unit Fun
haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we measure everything in grams cuz kilogram is just too mainstream, like who even needs all dat extra weight? we got crazy builds like a giant potato made of gold blocks cuz why not? and if u join now u get a free pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow u around and oink at all ur jokes, he’s a real ham! plus we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and have a good time, even the creepers know how to bust a move. so come on down to da gram-tastic server and let’s get this party started! oink oink! -
Pixel pH Droplet Mini Server
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a compact electrochemical pH sensor but in Minecraft form! We got circular geometry all up in dis server, makin’ droplet-based electropolymerization look like child’s play. And get dis, we only use 1-10 µL of solution, cuz we all about dat cost-effective, miniaturized sensor life.Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of makin’ tiny sensors in Minecraft, cuz who needs real life when u got virtual droplets, amirite? Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and turn ’em into pH sensors. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s da best Minecraft server u’ll ever join!
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CraftyMomma’sWorld
Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful family members who just can’t appreciate your crocheting skills? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of demanding moms who just can’t seem to be satisfied with your handmade gifts.On our server, you can craft to your heart’s content without any complaints or requests for sweaters that are “less time consuming” (seriously, who even says that?). Build your own world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
So come on over and join us for a crochet-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Because life’s too short to spend it making sweaters for ungrateful moms!
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Quantum Electron Geometry – Measured!
lol this server is so lit, even physicists are measuring the quantum geometry of electrons while playing minecraft on it for the first time. like, imagine building a dope castle while also unlocking the secrets of the universe. join us and become a quantum master builder, it’s gonna be a wild ride. plus, our diamonds are literally out of this world, like they’re from a parallel universe or something. come on, you know you wanna be part of this crazy adventure! -
Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server
Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today! -
Samarium 146 Dating Fun
Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where we measure radioactive half-lives like samarium-146 with the highest accuracy eva! You wanna date events from the early solar system? We gotchu covered, fam! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are like “whoa, this place is bomb!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures, cuz on this server, anything can happen! Join now and let’s get this party started! -
Gut Microbiome Madness
so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally epic minecraft server where the mayo researchers have like, created this crazy tool that measures the health of your gut microbiome. like, what even is that? who cares, it’s just a fancy way of saying they can tell if you’ve been eating too many carrots or something.anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.
so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CircleCircumferenceCalcGoneWrong
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the circumference of a circle is the ultimate mystery? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we don’t even bother tryna calculate that shiz. We’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers with our bare hands. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal life in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the circle circumference conspiracy! -
TapeCrafters United
haha yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where da painters be judged by da width of their masking tape! like, who even knew dat was a thing, right?! but like, trust me, it’s da realest deal on dis server.we got painters out here flexin’ their tape skills like it’s a dang olympic sport. dem tape lines be straighter than a ruler, i swear! and if you ain’t impressin’ with yo tape game, you ain’t makin’ it in dis server, fam.
but wait, there’s more! we got pigs flyin’, chickens dancin’, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. it’s a whole circus up in here, i tell ya! you ain’t never seen minecraft like dis before.
so come on down, join da fun, and show off yo tape skills. who knows, you might just become da picasso of minecraft masking tape. ain’t no server like dis one, i promise you dat!
