MEASLY RATION Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP

ALFREDO SAUCE, allowing, APHRODISIACS, Aroused, beat, BEJITA SAMA, Betrayed, block of ice, bountiful, child, CLOSET, Cooking, Crush, CUM in a SOCK, DELIGHTFUL DISH, expand, feasting, fucking, fungus, GROTESQUE ABOMINATION, guffaw, HARD EARNED CASH, Humiliate, ice cube, INDUSTRIAL SCALE, ingest, insult, jack off, jizz, KEKKERONI, Loneliness, MEASLY RATION, mushrooms, noelle, Pepperoni, pizza, PIZZA PARLORS, Rich, skeleton, Top of the World, TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP, Trapped, TRAUMATISE, WINE and DINE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to create the most outrageous pizza creations possible!

Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!

Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!

GazaGriefCraft

Abuse, aid, aid distribution, Conflict, Corruption, gaza, GazaGriefCraft, Hamas, Hoarding, horrific, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, injustice, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, palestinians, Suffering, Video, violence

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story about how the players had to fight off a horde of evil zombies to protect their precious diamonds. it was, like, intense, man.

and, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was, like, totally insane, bro.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players formed a secret society and tried to take over the server with their mind-blowing redstone contraptions. it was, like, a total war zone, dude.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild and crazy adventure, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the coolest place to be in the Minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

WeekendRestMC

employees, energy levels, exhaustion, healthy habits, mental health, monday motivation, motivation, positive tone, productivity, refocus, Relaxation, REST, sleep quality, Stress Management, study, weekend habits, WeekendRestMC, weekends, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4369	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ores Mined:	6482

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the exhaustion of the workweek and refocus on building awesome creations! our players have been known to have the best sleep quality on weekends, leading to superhuman building skills during the week! join us and set a positive tone for your entire week with our crazy adventures and non-stop fun! who needs sleep when you can be crafting and exploring in our server all day and night? let’s build a world where exhaustion doesn’t exist and creativity reigns supreme!

Welcome to the wild and wacky World of Andonia, where factions clash and mods reign supreme!

Adventures, Andonia, Battles, Civilizations, clash, Community, CRAFTSMAN, Discord, Diverse, Factions, Hardcore, Immersive, Kingdom, Languages, leader, Minecraft, Mods, PvP, Quests, Reign, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, SUPREME, Survival, trader.., vibrant, Wacky, Wild, world

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Villages Defended:	18
Dimension Hops:	14	Crops Grown:	4794
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

World of Andonia RPG Survival Server

Features
Modded RPG Survival
Three Main Factions: Empire of Foxon Kingdom of the Yellow Mountain Kingdom of Gaurhoth
Create Your Own Path
Dynamic Roles


Unique Storylines
Giant Battles
Server Events

Open World Exploration
Solo or Team Play
Equal Opportunities

Ready to Conquer Andonia? Join our Discord community to get started: https://discord.gg/fJNNaw28eR

Unleash your potential in the World of Andonia and become the strongest, richest, and most powerful player on the server!

FAQ

1. How do I join the World of Andonia RPG Survival Server?

To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information. Make sure you have the necessary mods and resources installed to access the full experience of the server.

2. Can I create my own faction or kingdom in the game?

Yes, players have the option to create their own factions, sub-factions, or even entire kingdoms within the World of Andonia. This allows for unique gameplay experiences and opportunities for leadership and collaboration.

3. Are there specific quests and storylines in the game?

Each faction in the World of Andonia offers special quests and story interactions for players. These quests are tailored to the faction’s lore and history, providing engaging gameplay and immersive roleplaying experiences.

4. How can I participate in server events?

Server events are hosted and organized by the server administrators. Players can participate in these events by following announcements in the game or on the server’s Discord community. Events range from PvP battles to cooperative quests and challenges.

ShangriCraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, Anime, FANTASY, japanese, Manga, new season, October 13th, SEASON 2, Server, shangri-la frontier, shangri-la frontier anime, Shangri-La Frontier manga, Shangri-La Frontier news, Shangri-La Frontier official account, Shangri-La Frontier season 2, Shangri-La Frontier Twitter, Shangri-La Frontier updates, ShangriCraft, upcoming release

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Star Shards Collected:	204
Emeralds Found:	7149	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Season 2 is starting on October 13th and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to unfold.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing surprises around every corner. Our community is filled with wacky characters and you never know what kind of mischief they will get into next.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky one to find them all?

So why wait? Join us on October 13th and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

484828047, afk strat, battle, blocky, Chapter 5 Season 3, Cozy Mode, Crash the Party, expert mode, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Fortnite Festival Season 4, Fortnite Reload, lego fortnite, metallica, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, persephone, Quests, Royale.., Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, squad up, Stats, wrecked

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more epic than Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3: Wrecked! We’ve got quests, stats, and a shop that will make you feel like a true warrior. Need an AFK strat? We’ve got you covered with our top-secret pastebin link that will blow your mind.

Level up at a pace faster than Season XP with our insane missions and alerts that will keep you on your toes. And get ready to crash the party in a way that even Fortnite couldn’t handle. Squad up for Fortnite Reload and prepare for battle with METALLICA in our Fortnite Festival Season 4!

But wait, there’s more! Our Lego Fortnite v30.10 update adds Cozy Mode and Expert Mode for the ultimate challenge. And don’t forget about our Fortnite Crew July member, Persephone, who will lead you to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockPartyRoomieWars

BlockPartyRoomieWars, Communication Issues, respecting boundaries, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate cohabitation, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontations, roommate consideration, roommate disagreements, roommate disputes, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate living arrangements, roommate living situations, roommate misunderstandings, roommate relationships, roommate respect

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	263	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual apartment with crazy roommates, except this time you can actually block them if they start screaming at you!

Join us for the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Build your own virtual apartment and invite your friends over for a quick bathroom break – just make sure your roommate doesn’t catch you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who needs a place to crash for the night.

So if you’re tired of real-life roommate drama and want to experience it in a whole new way, join our server today! Just remember to respect each other’s virtual boundaries, or you might end up getting kicked out of the virtual apartment building.

ZoomCallZaniness Minecraft Server

Abnormal, awkward, BIZARRE, eccentric, EMBARRASSING, funny, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, online video chat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, quirky, Server, strange, Unconventional, unexpected, unique experience, UNUSUAL, virtual meeting, weird, zoom call, ZoomCallZaniness

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
New Chunks Explored:	102784	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Farms Harvested:	462
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Zoom calls where all you do is stare at your coworkers’ faces? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward Zoom moments again.

Picture this: you’re in a virtual meeting with your boss, but instead of talking about spreadsheets, you’re battling a horde of zombies in a pixelated world. Who needs boring work talk when you can be a Minecraft warrior?

But wait, it gets even better. One time, a player on our server accidentally turned their cat into a creeper during a Zoom call. Let’s just say things got explosive (literally).

So if you’re looking for a break from the mundane world of video calls, join our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

Stress-FreeCraft

anxiety, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Relaxation, self-care, stress, Stress Management, stress relief, stress triggers, stress-free living, StressFreeCraft, stressors, Time management, work-life balance, yoga

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8479	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ores Mined:	1162
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of the real world stress and drama? Need a break from adulting and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers!

Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and less judgment. Build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, or just dig a giant hole for no reason at all – the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who rage-quit after losing all their diamonds in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face the spooky challenges they left behind?

So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

GazaCraft Ceasefire

Breakthrough, cease-fire agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, diplomatic progress, gaza, GazaCraft, hopes, humanitarian crisis, international relations, israeli-palestinian conflict, mediation efforts, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace talks, political agreement, regional stability, Truce, united nations

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Buildings Constructed:	42
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7810	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where the only way to achieve peace is by building the craziest structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles. like, you gotta show off your building skills to prove you deserve a ceasefire. it’s like the hunger games but with blocks and creepers. join us and be part of the most intense peace negotiations ever seen in the minecraft universe. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player on the server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to. come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to bring peace to the land of blocks!

BroadwayBlockBrawlers

Broadway, BroadwayBlockBrawlers, classic film, crime drama, Dance, documentary, gang rivalry, love story, Musical, new york city, opportunities, petty crime, romeo and juliet, Singers, singing, street gangs, talented dancers, The Jets, urban culture, urban life, West Side Story

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Emeralds Found:	8875

come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than west side story but with less crime and more blocky fun! the jets and the sharks ain’t got nothin on us, we be building skyscrapers and dancing like broadway stars!

we got so many talented players, you’ll think you stumbled into a virtual talent show. come show off your building skills and maybe even break out into song and dance while you’re at it. who needs the big apple when you got our server to strut your stuff on?

join us for a wild ride of creativity, friendship, and maybe a little bit of virtual drama. who knows, you might just find your own version of a happily ever after in our blocky world. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some minecraft magic together!