2024 Best MEASLY RATION New Minecraft Servers

TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to create the most outrageous pizza creations possible!
Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!

Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!

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Toilet Fuel Rods & Containment Pool

bathroom, Containment, containment pool, environmental impact, excretion, Fuel, fuel rods, human waste, Plumbing, Pool, Poop, rods, sanitation, Sewage, sewage system, TOILET, waste containment., Waste Disposal, waste disposal system, waste management, waste processing, waste removal, waste treatment, waste treatment plant

so, like, imagine if u could poop into a toilet in minecraft and it, like, powered ur whole world. like, ur poop is actually spent fuel rods that go into a containment pool and, boom, ur world is lit up like a christmas tree. join our server for the ultimate poop-powered experience, where ur bowel movements are the key to success. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some magic happen. poop power, baby!

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PixelPounders WeightLoss Bonanza

#WeightLoss, Blindness, bonanza, condition, diabetes, Diagnosis, Disease, health, INJECTIONS, jabs, linked, Medical research, optic nerve, ozempic, PixelPounders, Risks, semaglutide, side effects, study, Wegovy, weight loss, weight management

join our epic minecraft server and lose weight while you play! our special weight-loss jabs are infused into the game, making you shed pounds while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. but be warned, some players have reported a side effect of temporary blindness, adding an extra challenge to your gaming experience. with our exclusive semaglutide injections, you’ll be four times more likely to be diagnosed with optic nerve disease, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay. join now and see the pounds melt away as your vision fades into darkness. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else!

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REBORN — ORIGINS: Semi-Roleplaying Minecraft Server for Java lovers with a twist of Afterlife humor!

Afterlife, Better End, Better Nether, Chipped, Community, Discord, Easy Emerald Tools and More, HANDCRAFTED, humor, Important Datapacks, java, jei, Lovers, Minecraft, Origins, reborn, SemiRoleplaying, Server, server details, smp, Twist, Woodwalkers, world-building, Worldmaps

Minecraft Server: Reborn Origins

Brief Overview

Reborn Origins is a Minecraft server where players choose a random origin and can team up with others or go against them. The server has a semi roleplay element and focuses on world-building and community interaction.

Server Details

Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mods	50+ mods, including extra origins from After Life
Datapacks	Worldmaps, Chipped, Better End, Better Nether, Easy Emerald Tools and More, Handcrafted, JEI, Woodwalkers

More Information

For more in-depth information and to join the server, visit our Discord server.

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server runs on Fabric 1.20.1
How many mods are there?	There are over 50 mods in total, mostly consisting of extra origins from After Life
Can I create my own lore and backstory?	Yes, the server has a semi roleplay element where players can create their own stories
What happens if I die in the game?	When you die, your origin becomes anew

BlueBlock Minecraft Server

Ami Amami, Blue, BlueBlock, Chiaki Katsumi, chubas, gawr gura, hex code, HololiveEN, idol en, indie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Minecraft, Nanobites, PETITE, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Prism Project, Server, solidarity, union, VNU, Zeli Zuimu

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is dedicated to all things blue! Join us and bask in the glory of petite blue chubas, where solidarity and union are key.
Not sure what counts as blue? Don’t worry, we got you covered. Blue consists of any petite character hex code where the blue element is significantly larger than the green or red elements. It’s a whole new world of blue-tiful possibilities!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most iconic blue characters in the Minecraft universe. From Gawr Gura and Jelly Hoshiumi to Poko Rakun and Ami Amami, you’ll never run out of blue-tastic adventures to embark on.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that deep within the pixelated depths of our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by the elusive Nanobites. Will you be brave enough to seek it out?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky blue-themed Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the true meaning of blue along the way.

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ForgottenCraft Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Amnesia, DESERTED, disregarded, Forgotten, ForgottenCraft, FORSAKEN, ignored, ISOLATED, left behind, Memory Loss, Minecraft, neglect, neglected, Overlooked, Server, UNNOTICED, unremembered

Are you tired of being just another player on a crowded Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, you will be treated like the forgotten hero you truly are! Join us and become the legendary hero who was lost in time and space, only to be rediscovered by our wacky community of misfits and adventurers.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary cheeseburger of destiny, battle against evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the forgotten hero rises again, where the absurd is the norm, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules)? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

#suffocating, apartment cleanliness, apartment issues, apartment living, apartment maintenance, apartment management, apartment rental, Boundaries, broken sink, cleaning services, Creepercraft, intrusive visits, landlady, LANDLORD, landlord disputes, Minecraft, overstepping, rental agreement, rental disputes, Server, tenant rights, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnecessary services

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your landlord stealing your bed sheets? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of craziness that will make you forget all about your intrusive landlord.
Our server offers a unique experience where you never know what to expect next. From broken sinks that take weeks to fix to unexpected visits from mysterious cleaners, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, our cleaning fees are not tripled for minor issues like dirty pillowcases – in fact, we encourage messy play!

So if you’re ready to escape the clutches of your overbearing landlord and dive into a world of chaos and fun, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs clean sheets when you can have a dirty adventure instead?

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CraftyEmojiTribe

African American, blackface, Communication, controversy, CraftyEmojiTribe, Cultural differences, dark skin tone, Diversity, EMOJIS, Friends, inclusion, Indian, misunderstanding, Offense, Race, Respect, sensitivity, skin tone emoji, South Indian, Texting

Are you tired of dealing with emoji drama in your everyday life? Join our Minecraft server where the only emojis you’ll see are the classic smiley faces and hearts! No more worrying about accidentally offending someone with a simple thumbs up emoji. Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of skin tone or race.
Plus, we have a special skin customization feature that lets you truly reflect your own skin tone in-game. No need to worry about using emojis that might be misconstrued – just focus on building, crafting, and having a great time with your fellow players.

Join us today and leave the emoji drama behind! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your emoji-related woes?

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TimeTravelCraft Server

1990, Artificial Intelligence, climate change, communication evolution, cultural changes, Digital Currency, economic shifts, environmental issues, future shock, Globalization, medical breakthroughs, political landscape, Server, social media, societal norms, space exploration, technological advancements, time travel, TimeTravelCraft, transportation innovations, virtual reality, wearable technology

Picture this: you wake up in 2024 and everything is different. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have recreated the 1990s in all its glory! From pixelated graphics to dial-up internet, you can relive the good ol’ days while still enjoying the wonders of modern technology.
Join us for a chance to witness the shock and awe on a 1990s time traveler’s face as they discover smartphones, self-driving cars, and TikTok dances. Who knows, maybe they’ll even try to order a pizza using a landline phone!

So why wait? Join our server and experience the ultimate time warp adventure. Just be prepared for some serious culture shock and a whole lot of nostalgia!

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CraftyConspiracies

#classified information, #covert operations, behind closed doors, confidential documents, confidential information, conspiracy theories, covert missions, CraftyConspiracies, documentary, Forbidden knowledge, government secrets, hidden truths, open secret, secret society, top secret, undercover agents, undercover operations, undisclosed facts, unknown history, untold stories, Whistleblower

Have you heard about the secret underground village on our Minecraft server? It’s like the Illuminati of block building! Rumor has it that the villagers are actually aliens disguised as Minecraft characters. Join our server to uncover the truth and maybe even befriend an extraterrestrial or two. Just watch out for the secret government agents trying to shut us down – they don’t want you to know the truth! So come on down and join the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get abducted by aliens, that is.

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FloppyDisk-Free Minecraft Server

data management, data migration, data security, data storage, digital era, digital storage, end of an era, floppy disks, FloppyDiskFree, Government, government modernization, government technology, Information Technology, IT infrastructure, Japan, Japan technology, Minecraft, Modernization, obsolete technology, progress, Server, Technology, Victory

lol this server is like japan declaring victory in endin government use of floppy disks, except instead of floppy disks we got epic minecraft adventures and shenanigans. join us if you wanna be part of a revolution in the digital world, where floppy disks are a thing of the past and diamond swords are the future. we got dragons to slay, dungeons to conquer, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. so come on, join us and be part of something legendary. floppy disks? pshh, who needs ’em when you got this server.

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