meaningless BS Minecraft Servers

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

10x return, Arguing, asymmetrical investment, charts, CraftyTime, crypto bags, Discords, go swimming, holder, making money, market impact, meaningless BS, Minecraft, outside, Prices, Real World, refreshing biz, ride a bike, scam market, Server, Trading, twitter, valuable time

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ores Mined:	5277	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of wasting your precious time on meaningless crypto charts and market trends? Do you want to escape the scam trash market and have some real fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unwind and forget about all that crypto drama.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. No more stressing over worthless shitcoins or constantly checking prices – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches that will make you feel like you’ve just 10x your money. So why waste your time on the crypto rollercoaster when you can ride a virtual bike, go swimming in pixelated waters, or focus on building your dream world in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the chaos of the crypto world and join our server for a dose of laughter, adventure, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more rewarding than staring at those boring charts all day.

ChoiceCraft 1.21

Ability, aging, Alien, CHANGE, choicecraft, Consuming, control, diet, dreams, eternal youth, Flesh, gift, Manipulation, PARASITE, Pregnancy, REJUVENATION, sex, Sorcerer, transformation, VEGETABLES, Water

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	4023

Yo, bro, imagine this – on this Minecraft server, you can choose between becoming a shapeshifter by eating someone’s flesh or carrying an alien inside you for cash money! It’s like a crazy dream, but it’s real! And if that’s not wild enough, you can control someone’s mind by eating only veggies and water, or stay forever young by having sex but getting older each time. It’s like a twisted fairytale come to life, man! Join us and choose your destiny, but choose wisely – things are about to get crazy up in here!

BiscuitBanditMC

biscuit, biscuit grabbing, BiscuitBanditMC, breakfast etiquette, buffet behavior, buffet etiquette, dining etiquette, Etiquette, hotel behavior, hotel breakfast, hotel breakfast buffet, hotel dining, hotel experience, hotel guest, hotel rules, Manners, proper manners, social norms, tongs, tongs use

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	4438	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5296
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying your breakfast buffet at our Minecraft server’s spawn point, when suddenly you reach for a virtual biscuit without using the virtual tongs. Out of nowhere, an NPC (non-player character) appears and starts screaming, “You have to use the virtual tongs!” The NPC’s eyes are practically bulging out of their head as they continue to scold you for your biscuit-grabbing faux pas.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The NPC’s family shows up, including a virtual wife and granddaughter, and they all start shaking their heads in disappointment while muttering, “Use the tongs, use the tongs.” You try to apologize and promise to use the tongs next time, but the NPC just won’t let it go. They continue to glare at you with virtual daggers in their eyes, making you feel like you’ve committed a virtual crime.

Join our Minecraft server for this kind of wild and wacky adventure! Who knew grabbing a biscuit could cause so much virtual drama? Use the tongs or face the wrath of the virtual breakfast police!

CozyCrafterMC SMP

binge-worthy, chill vibes, comfort movie, comfort series, comfort show, Cozy, CozyCrafterMC, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, film, happy place, Heartwarming, Nostalgia, Recommendation, Relaxing, smp, soothing, stress relief, tv show, Uplifting

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pickaxe with a mustache. It’s like, totally epic, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this Minecraft SMP? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

MinecraftMentalBoosts

acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, aromatherapy, coping mechanisms, creativity, Exercise, hobbies, journaling, laughter therapy, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MinecraftMentalBoosts, music therapy, Nature, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, social support, Therapy, weird

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Runes Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring ol’ therapy sessions and meditation apps? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and diamond mining heal your soul! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures, like flying pigs and dancing creepers, that will make you forget all your worries. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted diamond pickaxes have special healing powers that can cure even the most stubborn cases of the Mondays. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

CraftyAssassinIran

artist, ASSASSINATE, Conspiracy, CraftyAssassinIran, Dissident, Espionage, EXPOSED, Foreign, germany, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, iran, opposition, Plot, Political, Régime, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we expose all the wacky plots happening in Iran like trying to assassinate a dissident artist in Germany. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build your own secret hideout to avoid any crazy assassination attempts. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any evil dictators trying to take you out. So come on over and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server!

Leaf RNA Microbe Haven

biology, discovery, Environment, Environmental Science, findings, Haven, influence, interactions, leaf, leaf microbiome, leaves, Microbe, microbial communities, microbiology, plant health, plant-microbe interactions, research, RNA, RNA-Sequencing, Shaping, study, surface

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8784	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the leaves have RNA on them and it shapes the WHOLE MICROBIAL COMMUNITIES, bro! like, imagine being a leaf and having RNA control your whole life, wild right? join us and see how RNA on leaves can influence plant health and make the environment go WACKY! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, so come on and play with us, it’s gonna be LIT! 🌿🔬🤪 #RNAonLeaves #MicrobialMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Infinity Isles

commands, Community, Connection, creativity, Dimensions, Discord, donation, Events, Infinity, Isles, Minecraft, multiplayer, Prizes, quality of life, Resources, server performance, smp, Structures, Survival, Toxicity, voice chats

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server
Overview:	Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life improvements.

Why Join Infinity Isles?

Primarily vanilla survival server with helpful plugins
Whitelisted to ensure a mature and friendly community
Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connectivity
Player-run shopping district and regular community events
Resource worlds for gathering materials without disturbing the main world
No pay-to-win donation perks, all proceeds used to improve the server
Active staff team committed to creating a positive environment
Active Discord server for community interaction

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?	A: No, Infinity Isles is an 18+ server and only accepts players who meet this age requirement.
Q: Are griefers tolerated on the server?	A: No, griefing is not allowed on Infinity Isles. Our staff handles such incidents promptly and with zero tolerance.
Q: Is there a player-run economy on the server?	A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a player-run shopping district where players can set up their own shops and trade with others.
Q: Are there regular events on the server?	A: Yes, the server holds bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities like Storage Wars and Charity Events.
Q: How can I donate to the server?	A: Donation options are available on our website here.

Epic Quest Hub 1.20.6

1.20.6, card games, celebration, cherished memory, Epic, family bonding, family fun, family tradition, father-daughter competition, friendly rivalry, game night, Hub, Important milestone, long-awaited win, milestone achievement, Preference, proud moment, quality time, Quest, special moment, sweet victory, ten years in the making, triumph, Victory

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Votes:	2297	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s like beating your dad in Preference after 10 freakin’ years! It’s that epic, man! Like, you’ll feel like a total boss when you conquer all those pixelated blocks and mobs. Plus, you can show off to your dad how much of a gaming pro you’ve become. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and dominate like you’ve never dominated before!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Votes:	9968	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Divine Spears Created:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Votes:	4741	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

Why Join Infinity Isles?

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