So, get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have a secret plan to take over the world by building a giant spaceship out of obsidian blocks. But don’t worry, we’re here to stop them with our epic building skills and diamond swords!
And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary golden apple hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s build, mine, and conquer together, because why not? YOLO!
Or maybe you’d prefer to be a professional potato farmer on our server. Imagine the thrill of harvesting endless fields of potatoes and becoming the spud king of the server. No need for money or status when you’re rolling in tubers!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you can also become a professional chicken wrangler. That’s right, you can spend your days herding chickens and mastering the art of chicken diplomacy. Who needs money or status when you have a flock of feathery friends following you around?
So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret underground society of cow ninjas or stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Server Name | Ordinary SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Whitelisted | Yes |
Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!
The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.
Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.
You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD
Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.
We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!
Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.
Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.
So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! ðĪŠðĨðĶ
Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!
So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.
imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!