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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6540 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Votes: | 5295 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.