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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2306 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
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