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CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!

acceptance of change, Blame, CraftyBitches, cultural shift, discrimination, Divorce, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Hate Speech, inflation, male privilege, Meaner, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in society, patriarchy, racism, Server, sexism, Sluttier, societal change, societal issues, toxic masculinity, white male privilege, White Supremacy, Women

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women are sluttier and meaner than ever! Join us as we navigate through a world where inflation is soaring and young white men are being blamed for everything. But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and build your own world where you are the king!

But wait, there’s more! Divorce rates are shooting up, but on our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of losing it all in a messy divorce. Who needs a wife when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why join our server? Because it’s time to accept change, white man. It’s over for us in the real world, but in Minecraft, the possibilities are endless. Build, create, and escape the madness of the real world on our server. Join us now and let’s conquer this virtual world together!

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where the Grass is Always Greener and the Creepers are Always Meaner

advancement, Blooming, burgeoning, continuous growth, CREEPERS, Development, Evolution, Expansion, flourishing, GRASS, Greener, growth, Improvement, maturation, Meaner, ongoing growth, Pandemonium, perseverance, pixelated, progress, steady growth, sustainable growth, THRIVING, upward growth, upward trajectory, upward trend

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Divine Spears Created:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers that are already at their peak? Well, look no further because our server is still growing…literally! Our world is constantly expanding and evolving, just like your mom’s waistline after a buffet.

Join us and witness the magic of a server that never stays the same. One day you could be building a majestic castle on a serene hill, and the next day that hill could turn into a volcano spewing out diamonds and obsidian. Who needs stability when you can have chaos?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually alive and sentient. Some say that if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering secrets and plotting against the players. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly steal your diamonds), look no further than ours.

So come on, join our server that’s still growing and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s around the corner. Just make sure to bring a pickaxe and some snacks, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

NijiFags Apology Minecraft Server

admitting fault, apologize nijifags, Apologize.., apologizing for errors, apologizing for hurt feelings, apologizing for miscommunication, apologizing for mistakes, apologizing for misunderstandings, apologizing for offensive behavior, apologizing for past actions, apologizing for wrongdoing, apologizing repeatedly, Apologizing sincerely, Apology, asking for forgiveness, expressing regret, Making amends, Minecraft, Nijifags, saying sorry, seeking reconciliation, Server, showing remorse

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Votes:	5200	Chimeras Created:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	893792

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all you cool cats and kittens out there!

Join us for epic battles against flying llamas armed with laser beams, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored slime blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Nijifags, a rare species of pixelated unicorns that grant wishes to those who can catch them. So come on down and apologize to the Nijifags for all your past transgressions, and maybe they’ll forgive you and bestow upon you their magical powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

acquaintance stranger, advocate ally, BlockyBanter, client supporter, collaborator fellow human, community member family member, competitor adversary, comrade teammate, confidant colleague, coworker mentor, fellow being, human being friend, individual person, kindred spirit ally, Minecraft, opponent customer, partner soulmate, passerby companion, relative loved one, role model neighbor, Server, significant other rival, Someone, someone identity

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Votes:	1475
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8886

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who tell the best jokes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fireproof minecarts!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the time of your blocky life. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and shenanigans you’ll get into!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apologize.., Argument, baby, Cancer, close, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSING, family, grand babies, husband, Minecraft, mom, MommaCraft, monopolizing, name.., Server, SIL, steal, Telling, UNFAIR, Upset, weird

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming rights are taken very seriously! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and family feuds over baby names.

Are you tired of boring servers where people don’t fight over naming their children after each other? Look no further! On our server, you can witness epic battles between siblings over who gets to name their baby after their deceased mother. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join us and witness the chaos unfold as one player tries to monopolize a name and another player insists on naming their child the same thing. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of baby names? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs diamonds and creepers when you can have family drama and baby name disputes? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, only on our server (name withheld for legal reasons)!

SisSnugglesMC

Babysitting, bed sharing, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, confrontation avoidance, Emotional support, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, judgment, mother-daughter relationship, Nightmares, overnight care, parental expectations, perspective, sibling bond, SisSnugglesMC, sister, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Votes:	9925	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1932	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this poor soul who got kicked out for letting his sister sleep in his bed.

We promise you won’t get yelled at by your mom for playing on our server, but you might get yelled at by other players for stealing their diamonds. So come join us for a chaotic adventure filled with questionable decisions and unexpected twists!

SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Calorie Counting, Consistency, determination, dieting, Exercise, FITNESS, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, long term results, meal planning, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, portion control, progress tracking, self-discipline, Server, SlimCraft, successful weight loss, support system, weight loss, weight loss journey

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	242	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from skeletons and jumping over lava pits – you’ll be slim and trim in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical slimming properties. Say goodbye to those extra pixels and hello to a new, svelte you on our server!

ZoomCraft: LOL Moments

awkward situations, comedy, Funny Moments, funny stories, hilarious mishaps, Laughter, lol, MOMENTS, online classes, remote learning, remote work, studying from home, technology fails, unexpected interruptions, Video calls, video conferencing, virtual backgrounds, virtual meetings, WFH humor, work from home fails, working from home, Zoom, ZoomCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring Zoom calls and endless hours of working/studying from home? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls and hello to epic adventures in a virtual world!

Picture this: You’re in the middle of a virtual battle with a group of creepers when suddenly, your boss pops up on your screen during a Zoom call. But instead of getting mad, he joins in on the fun and starts building a fortress with you! Who knew your boss had such mad Minecraft skills?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, magical potions that give you superpowers, and even a hidden portal that transports you to a land filled with dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this on a Zoom call before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls forever. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building pixelated masterpieces or become the ultimate llama dancer. The possibilities are endless!

FarageCraft Minecraft Server

brexit, British politics, Comments.., CONSERVATIVE, DROPS, european union, Farage, FarageCraft, Minecraft, Nigel Farage, Party, political commentary, political party, Politics, public opinion, Reform Party, Reform UK, right wing, Server, Support, uk, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Votes:	6598	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchantments Applied:	130
Dragon Eggs Found:	7907	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the craziness of the world and just, like, build stuff and mine for diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic builds u have ever seen. like, one time, this player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled dungeon and ended with a massive water slide. it was so lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city that some players discovered? yeah, apparently there’s a whole civilization down there with their own economy and everything. it’s like a whole new world, man.

and the best part? we have the most hilarious and friendly community ever. like, seriously, these guys are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. it’s a non-stop party, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna escape the drama of the real world and just have a blast in minecraft, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who doesn’t love free cake, right?

CraftyPersianPolitico

Campaign, Candidate, CraftyPersianPolitico, current events, Democracy, election, Government, Hassan Rouhani, iran, lead, MIDDLE EAST, moderate, News, Politics, poll, polling data, presidential candidate, REFORM, Surprise, Tehran, Voting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

LOL, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only moderate candidate is leading the polls in Iran! Why settle for boring politics when you can build epic structures and battle creepers with the most chill leader around? Plus, rumor has it that the candidate’s secret weapon is a diamond sword that can slay any opponent in one hit. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

DriveThruCraft

Benefits, chain reaction, Community, drive thru, DriveThruCraft, fast food, Generosity, generosity in action, giving back, Good deeds, Gratitude, Kindness, nice thing, Paying it down, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, Selfless act, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7901	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the drive thru pays YOU! that’s right, every time you order a virtual burger or virtual fries, you get virtual money back! it’s like reverse robbery but in a fun way!

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest, most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in a blocky world. imagine riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees while shooting fireballs from your hands. yeah, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? yeah, you heard that right. you can fly around on a dragon and rain down destruction on all who dare to challenge you. it’s like game of thrones meets my little pony, but way cooler.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it.

PyramidPainCraft

ancient egypt, ancient professions, archeological findings, Damage, Egyptian scribes, hips, historical research, jaws, manuscript production, medical analysis, occupational hazards, occupational health., physical strain, PyramidPainCraft, repetitive motion, scribe injuries, study, THUMBS, Toll, work-related injuries, writing efforts

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EGYPTIAN SCRIBES WITH BROKEN HIPS, JAWS, AND THUMBS! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE TOO BUSY GAMING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT WRITING! PLUS, WE HAVE MUMMIES AS MODS AND PHARAOHS AS ADMINS! BUILD YOUR OWN PYRAMID AND AVOID WORK-RELATED INJURIES! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE ANCIENT CURSE OF BAD GAMING EXPERIENCES!