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CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!

acceptance of change, Blame, CraftyBitches, cultural shift, discrimination, Divorce, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Hate Speech, inflation, male privilege, Meaner, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in society, patriarchy, racism, Server, sexism, Sluttier, societal change, societal issues, toxic masculinity, white male privilege, White Supremacy, Women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	312438
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women are sluttier and meaner than ever! Join us as we navigate through a world where inflation is soaring and young white men are being blamed for everything. But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and build your own world where you are the king!

But wait, there’s more! Divorce rates are shooting up, but on our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of losing it all in a messy divorce. Who needs a wife when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why join our server? Because it’s time to accept change, white man. It’s over for us in the real world, but in Minecraft, the possibilities are endless. Build, create, and escape the madness of the real world on our server. Join us now and let’s conquer this virtual world together!

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where the Grass is Always Greener and the Creepers are Always Meaner

advancement, Blooming, burgeoning, continuous growth, CREEPERS, Development, Evolution, Expansion, flourishing, GRASS, Greener, growth, Improvement, maturation, Meaner, ongoing growth, Pandemonium, perseverance, pixelated, progress, steady growth, sustainable growth, THRIVING, upward growth, upward trajectory, upward trend

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers that are already at their peak? Well, look no further because our server is still growing…literally! Our world is constantly expanding and evolving, just like your mom’s waistline after a buffet.

Join us and witness the magic of a server that never stays the same. One day you could be building a majestic castle on a serene hill, and the next day that hill could turn into a volcano spewing out diamonds and obsidian. Who needs stability when you can have chaos?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually alive and sentient. Some say that if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering secrets and plotting against the players. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly steal your diamonds), look no further than ours.

So come on, join our server that’s still growing and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s around the corner. Just make sure to bring a pickaxe and some snacks, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, balance, community-driven, favorite server, Glitching, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, long term goal, Nocheating, nostalgic, Novidium, Player Economy, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, unique Minecraft experience, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Emeralds Found:	8753	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	2330	Crops Grown:	6254
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	276	Animals Bred:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!