Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Animals Bred:	68	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

LoserCraft FunZone

Apology, Asshole, Confrontation, dinner party, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, friend group, FunZone, Heartless, lashing out, leech, Loser, LoserCraft, mean, MONEY, out of line, rap career, reality check, small company, split opinion, toilet cleaner

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	4824	Meteorites Collected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your leech-like friends behind, especially that one guy who thinks he’s a rap superstar but can’t even bring chips to a party.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even start your own toilet cleaning business (just kidding, please don’t do that). We promise there will be no 3AM calls asking for rides from the bar, only friendly players looking to have a good time.

So come join us and let’s leave the drama at the dinner table where it belongs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who doesn’t mooch off you for their “music career”. See you in the game!

ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

32AA, Allowed, Angry, Bar crawl, Blame, Boobs, Bra, ChestyCraft, cleavage, COMEBACK, cry, drink, flat-chested, Friend, Friends, girls night, jugs, knockers, mean, RETALIATION, scenario, Tears

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

BitchCraft Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, Angry, Argument, bad behavior, Bitch, Bitchcraft, Conflict, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Frustration, harsh words, hurtful, inappropriate, insult, mean, Minecraft, name-calling, NEGATIVE, Rude, Server, UNACCEPTABLE, uncalled for

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will bust a move with you whenever you need a dance break. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground rave where all the mobs let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

SwipeCraft: Stop Mining for Love!

brother, bully, bullying, Controlling, dating apps, family, GRINDR, gym, Hypocrite, hypocritical, love, mean, Mining, mood, Phone, PRESENT, sanctimonious, self-aware, self-righteous, single, soccer game, Sorry., STOP, Swipecraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mines Excavated:	4381	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ores Mined:	2161	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of hypocritical gym buddies who preach about phone usage but can’t put their own devices down? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for phone addicts! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a phone-free gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious family drama like no other. Picture this: your brother, recently single and glued to Grindr, gets called out for his phone addiction by none other than you. Watch as the drama unfolds and the screenshots fly!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a phone addict and their well-meaning sibling. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of bullying (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

PlushiePretender Minecraft Server

aita, ANNOYED, Attention, comfort, cute, Girlfriend, ignore, mean, Minecraft, PlushiePretender, plushies, pretending, Random, real, relationship, sentimental, serious, Server, Stable, Talking, Target, Upset

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Animals Bred:	77	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner plushie whisperer? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate plushie paradise.

Imagine a world where plushies come to life and demand your attention. Build them cozy homes, take them on adventures, and even have deep conversations with them. Who needs real friends when you have a squad of plushies by your side?

But beware, these plushies have feelings too! They need love, attention, and maybe even a little drama. Will you be the hero they deserve, or will you face the wrath of a neglected plushie army?

Join now and dive into a world where plushies reign supreme and your Minecraft skills are put to the ultimate test. Don’t be a plushie hater, join our server and show these cuddly creatures the love and respect they deserve!

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

Afterlife, arrogance, atheists, BELIEF, CREEPERS, diamonds, disbelief, Disrespect, dumb, Eternity, FAITH, Hell, HOLY, ignorance, joking, judgment, love god, mean, Message, Minecraft, mocking, NOTICED, phrase, Religion, Server, skull, spirituality

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Emeralds Found:	8403
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BlockyBootyCraft

acceptance, BlockyBootyCraft, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, Guilt, healthy sexuality, hypersexuality, managing urges, mental health, relationships, seeking help, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, sexual activities, shame, stigma, support groups, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2839	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your insatiable appetite for all things naughty in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to let your hypersexual flag fly high! Join us and indulge in all your wildest fantasies, from building phallic-shaped structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. And don’t worry about feeling guilty, our virtual therapist NPCs are here to help you work through any post-activity remorse. So come on, join us and let your inner perv out to play!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, complains, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Help, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, Support, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united nations, Vladimir Putin, War, world news

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, come join this EPIC Minecraft server where Putin is complaining that no one will help Russia in the war on Ukraine. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and help Putin conquer all of Ukraine in the most ridiculous way possible. Build giant statues of Putin, ride on flying bears, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles. So what are you waiting for? Join now and help Putin achieve world domination in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!

KremlinCraft: East vs West

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, downgrading relations, east, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, nato, political tensions, russia, sanctions, united states, Vladimir Putin, West, world news

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and the west combined! the kremlin is shook by the chaos we have going on here. we have so much fun that even putin wants to join in on the action. build your own russian empire or team up with the west to take down the competition. who needs international relations when you can have blocky battles and epic adventures in our server? join now before we start world war 3, but in minecraft form. #minecraftdiplomacy #putinapproved

SerotoninCraft: Empathy Edition

autism intervention, Autism Spectrum Disorder, drug effects, Edition, Empathy, empathy behaviors, empathy enhancement, mdma, MDMA research, MDMA therapy, mental health, mice study, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, PTSD treatment, serotonin effects, serotonin modulation, serotonin release, serotonin release mechanism, SerotoninCraft, therapeutic potential, therapeutic use

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALL THE FEELS? WELL, WE GOT YOU COVERED! OUR SERVER IS LIKE TAKING MDMA BUT WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS (DON’T DO DRUGS, KIDS).

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR BESTIES AND FEELING SO MUCH EMPATHY TOWARDS EACH OTHER THAT YOU CAN LITERALLY READ THEIR MINDS. THAT’S RIGHT, WE GOT THAT SEROTONIN FLOWING LIKE A RIVER IN OUR SERVER.

SO, IF YOU WANNA FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE WHILE CRAFTING AWAY, JOIN US! WE’RE BASICALLY THERAPEUTIC FOR YOUR SOUL. PTSD? AUTISM? WE’LL FIX IT ALL WITH SOME BLOCKY BUILDING FUN.

COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET THE SEROTONIN PARTY BEGIN!

BlazeAnarchy

Adventure, Alchemical secrets, Anarchy, Auctions, BlazeAnarchy, Buyer, Cross-Play, Dystopia, Entertainment, Events, Hardcore, Minecraft, private spaces, Prizes, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, rare items, Server, Spawn hunter, Territories, Version 1.13, Version 1.20+

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

BLAZEANARCHY – Immerse yourself in an unbridled world of anarchy and adventure! The Minecraft server, available from version 1.13 to 1.20, invites you to an exciting journey. Create private spaces using blocks, protecting your territories from intruders. For your activity on the server you will be rewarded with unique prizes. Become a true spawn hunter or explore alchemical secrets. Participate in auctions, sell rare items from a buyer. Compete among the top players and show your skills in /pvp battles. And the busy schedule of events promises you non-stop excitement and entertainment. Join BLAZEANARCHY and become part of this exciting dystopia!

mc.blazeanarchy.ru

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Auto, banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

85xu.vanillaboxmc.ru

Boofa SMP: Where your crafting skills are as questionable as our server rules!

8gb ram, Back to Blocks, Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Bluemaps, Boofa, chunky, Clumps, collaboration, Community oriented, Crafting, Datapacks, death counter, dedicated server, Double Slabs, Dropper to Dispenser, equality, Events, germany, Ledger, Lithium, ModernFix, No unorganized PvP, Questionable, rules, Server, Skills, smp, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Fabric Version	1.21
RAM	8GB on dedicated server in Germany
World Border	5k by 5k
Events	Frequent events

Mods:

BlueMaps
Chunky
Clumps
Death Counter
Ledger
Lithium
ModernFix

Datapacks:

BlazeandCaves Advancements
Back to Blocks
Double Slabs
Dropper to Dispenser
Straight to Shapeless
Universal Dying
(More to be added as they are updated to 1.21)

We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…

If you’re interested, join our Discord server by clicking here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have any strict rules?	We don’t have many rules restricting free speech, but we are still very community-oriented.
Is PvP allowed?	There is no unorganized PvP; we encourage players to work together on projects.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the application process provided there.

Logfag’s Cloggin’ Minecraft Server

#carpentry, chainsaw, clog, Cloggin, Cutting, firewood, Forest, Forestry, log cabin, log flume, log jam, log pile, log splitter, logfag, LOGFAGS, logs, Lumber, Minecraft, sawing, Server, Timber, Tree, wood, woodworking

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4540	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the logfag reigns supreme! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of log vs logfag. Rumor has it that the logfag can clog an infinite amount of logs with just a flick of their wrist. Will you be brave enough to challenge them? Or maybe you just want to see how many logs you can clog yourself. Either way, this server is the place to be for all your log-clogging needs. Plus, we have a secret underground log society where only the most elite loggers are allowed entry. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to join the ranks of the logfag!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, anger, bad language, banter, blocky, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit language, fuck you, harsh words, hostility, inappropriate language, insult, Minecraft, negative communication, offensive, Profanity, Rude, Server, strong language, swear words, toxic language, verbal abuse, vulgarity

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about participating in our legendary llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher? And don’t even get us started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where players strut their stuff on the catwalk while dodging fireball-wielding creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

MorningCraft Server

bright and early, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, early bird, energized, feeling alive, feeling fantastic, feeling great, feeling invigorated, feeling refreshed, feeling rejuvenated, full of energy, good morning, morning person, morning vibes, MorningCraft, ready for the day, ready to conquer the day, ready to tackle the day, rise and shine, Server, starting the day right, WiDE AWAKE

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Oh, you know, just woke up from a wild party in the Nether with a bunch of creepers and zombies. But hey, at least I didn’t lose all my diamonds, am I right? Join our Minecraft server for daily morning adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity and sleep schedule. Who needs coffee when you can have a creeper explosion wake-up call instead? Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen trying to steal your breakfast!

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