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/fgog/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

9 Anniversary Daily PU summon, 9 Anniversary Space Ereshkigal PU summon, Anime, Chaldea Broadcasting Station Light Version Swimsuit Event 2024, fate, Fate franchise, fate grand order, fate series, Fate/GO, Fate/Grand Order 9th Anniversary, Fate/Grand Order General, FateGO, fgog, Gacha game, Grand Order, Japanese Game, madness, Minecraft, mobile game, smp, Summer Event 2024

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Animals Bred:	160
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for the Summer Event 2024 Pre-Campaign where you can get exclusive rewards like 10 Hellfire of Wisdom, 3 Golden Apples, and even a Beast’s Footprint! And don’t forget about the Chaldea Broadcasting Station Light Version Swimsuit Event where you can hang out with Haruki Ishiya, Ayako Kawasumi, and Mayu Mineda while scoring some sweet loot!

But wait, there’s more! Celebrate the Fate/Grand Order 9th Anniversary with us and get showered with rewards like 50 Hellfire of Wisdom, 10 Golden Apples, and even a Crystallized Lore! And if that’s not enough, we have daily PU summons featuring 5*Beast Space Ereshkigal and other limited servants that you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy events, and tons of loot! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

TowTownMC – Reserved Parking Only!

City Living, college town, condo living, condo parking, condo rules, downtown living, downtown parking, entertainment strip, Parking, parking enforcement, parking etiquette, parking fees, parking problems, parking rules, parking violations, Reserved, reserved parking, reserved spots, towing cars, towing cars without warning, towing company, TowTownMC

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Hey gamers,

So, I just spawned into this new Minecraft world and let me tell you, it’s like living in the heart of a bustling city. But instead of dealing with annoying neighbors, I’m dealing with pesky players parking in my reserved spots! I mean, I’ve got two prime parking spaces right in front of my Minecraft house, and these noobs keep trying to steal them for a quick getaway to the Nether.

Last night, I saw this shady character park his pixelated car in my spot and head off to the virtual bar. I didn’t want to start a Minecraft brawl, so I called the towing company to come and haul his blocky ride away. When he came back, there was a whole showdown between him and the tow truck driver – it was like watching a Minecraft version of Fast and Furious!

I know I’m the hero of my own Minecraft story for standing up for my parking rights, but part of me wonders if I should’ve just left a passive-aggressive sign instead. But hey, if you want to join this server, be prepared for some epic parking battles and maybe even start your own towing company in the virtual world. Let’s see who can rule the streets of Minecraft City!

2024OlympicSMP: Gold Medal for Enderman Long Jump!

2024 Olympic Games, 2024OlympicSMP, Enderman, Exciting Events, GOLD, Inspiring Stories, jaw-dropping performances, jump, Long, MEDAL, medal upsets, memorable moments, Olympic surprises, record-breaking performances, remarkable achievements, shocking results, Sportsmanship, standout athletes, Surprises, surprising outcomes, thrilling-competitions, underdog victories, unexpected champions, unexpected moments, unexpected twists.

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9503
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Farms Harvested:	601
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest Olympics ever! Forget about running and swimming, we have competitions like Creeper Dodging, Ender Dragon Taming, and Pig Racing! The gold medalists get to ride a unicorn into battle against the Wither Boss, while the losers have to build a statue of the winner out of diamond blocks. Don’t miss out on the most epic gaming event of the year!

ChinaCraft: Army Kids Edition

“Youth, Army, children, China, Chinacraft, DEFEND, Edition, education system, future soldiers, government influence, indoctrination, Kids, love, loyalty, military education, military training, motherland, national defense, nationalism, patriotism, political agenda, Propaganda, social conditioning

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ores Mined:	5287	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, then you gotta check out this one! We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like building giant statues of chickens and having epic battles with llamas. But that’s not all, oh no! Our server is also like a military boot camp, where you gotta defend the motherland against creepers and zombies. We even have military education classes where you can learn how to strategize and conquer the enemy like a boss. So come join us and show off your mad skills in both building and battling! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

PixelLove: Where Casual and Commitment Coexist

Casual, Casual Sex, Challenges, Coexist, Commitment, Dimensions, idea.., influence, long-term commitment, outcomes, PixelLove, relationship desires, romantic behaviors, SEPARATE, spectrum, study, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

so, like, u know how u always gotta choose between casual sex or long-term commitment on other servers? well, not on this one, bro. we got a whole new dimension of relationship desires goin’ on here. u can have ur cake and eat it too, ya know?

imagine this: u meet a cute player in the game and u wanna have some casual fun, but then u start catchin’ feelings and u wanna build a whole castle together. well, on this server, u can do both! u can have ur casual flings AND ur long-term relationships all in one place. it’s like a romantic rollercoaster, dude.

so come join us on this crazy server where relationship desires are all over the place. who knows, u might just find ur minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyChat Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyChat, DATING, dating advice, dating culture, dating expectations, dating norms, dating tips, emotional intimacy, Minecraft, misconceptions, modern dating, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship milestones, relationship progression, relationship stages, relationships, Server, sex, sexual boundaries, stages of dating, talking stage

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the talking stage includes sex! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and mining for love.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of virtual dating in Minecraft. Will you find your soulmate in a pixelated world? Will you have awkward conversations about your favorite blocks and mobs? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, things can get steamy on our server. You never know when a simple chat about crafting recipes will turn into something more… intimate. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a love-filled adventure unlike any other.

Join us now and experience the talking stage like never before. Who knew that Minecraft could be so sexy?

ChromeCraft SMP – NoChromeNoCraft

accessibility, affordable, Apple, Banking, browsing, budget-friendly, Chromebook, ChromeCraft, ChromeOS, Computer skills, expensive, EyeSight, geezer, light use, low vision, NoChromeNoCraft, Recommendations, senior citizen, smp, Technology, technology recommendations, user-friendly, Video calls

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Animals Bred:	146
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are you tired of being a noob in the tech world? Do you struggle with basic computer skills and have eyesight that would make a mole blush? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.

Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?

NoTrespassingZone

boundary disputes, community responsibility, Community safety, community support, legal rights, neighborhood boundaries, neighborhood conflicts, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood rules, neighborhood safety, NoTrespassingZone, property access, property boundaries, property damage, property disputes, property ownership, property rights, property security, trespassing, Vandalism

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2084
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of pesky kids using your property as a cut-through and causing chaos? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner revenge! Build impenetrable fences, set up booby traps, and defend your territory from unruly players. Take matters into your own hands and show those troublemakers who’s boss in the virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that the self-proclaimed mayor and his gang of hooligans are lurking around, ready to cause mayhem. Will you be brave enough to stand up to them and protect your land? Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, danger, and plenty of laughs!

Satellite Scramble Server

aerospace technology, Breakup, Chinese rocket, orbital debris, risk assessment, rocket debris, rocket launch, Satellite, satellite collision, satellite communication, satellites, SCRAMBLE, Server, Space debris, space debris management, space debris mitigation, space debris tracking, space environment, space exploration, Space industry, space junk, space mission, space security

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Towns Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

So, like, this server is like a chinese rocket, but instead of breaking up and putting satellites at risk, we break up the blocks and put FUN at risk! join us and experience the thrill of building and destroying in a virtual world where anything is possible! we promise not to crash into any satellites, but we can’t guarantee you won’t crash into a creeper! lolz! come join us for a wild ride through the world of minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

PollutedCraft: MindfulMoodSwings

air pollution, air pollution effects, air quality, day-to-day changes, environmental health, long-term effects, mental health impacts, mental health risks, mental health study, Mental well-being, MindfulMoodSwings, mood changes, mood disorders, mood fluctuations, mood swings, polluted air, PollutedCraft, pollution effects, psychological impacts, public health, research study, stanford university

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4688
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

come join our minecraft server and breathe in the freshest, most pristine air you’ve ever experienced! say goodbye to mood swings and hello to long-term mental health benefits! our server is like a breath of fresh air, literally! with each breath you take, you’ll feel your mood lift and your mind clear. forget about polluted air, on our server, the only thing polluting the air is the sound of laughter and fun! so come on over and join us for a breath-taking experience like no other!