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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4582 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can play alongside a short, stocky, middle-aged businessman who looks like he’s about to kidnap a JK (jokingly, of course)? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by our balding businessman character, who is always up to some crazy antics. Whether he’s building a skyscraper out of diamonds or organizing a prank war with the other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this businessman has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?
So come on, join our server and embark on a wild adventure with our mysterious businessman character. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into!
