Mealtime MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Slop & Chill Minecraft Server

indulgence, Relaxation, laid back, Food, laziness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Picture this: you’re munching on some delicious slop while lounging in a hammock, just taking it easy. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join us and you’ll have the chance to compete in the annual Pig Olympics, where pigs race against each other in epic battles of speed and agility. So why settle for mediocrity when you can be living it up in our slop-filled paradise? Join now and let the good times roll!

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NoFearFeastsMC

Treat, Deipnophobic, mealtime, issue eating, Behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel uncomfortable eating in front of people? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you have a fear of dining with others.

Join us and never worry about someone awkwardly watching you eat while they sit there without touching their food. Our server is a safe space for those who prefer to dine alone, even in a virtual world.

Plus, if you’re tired of rude guests who walk out without saying goodbye or spend most of the dinner in the bathroom, you’ll fit right in here. We understand the struggle of dealing with inconsiderate players and we promise to provide a welcoming environment for all.

So come on over and enjoy a meal in peace, without any judgment or discrimination. Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate dining experience like never before!

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ChillCraft: Where Warm Food is Overrated

food habits, dining habits, meal temperature, food temperature habits, food temperature desires

join dis server if u want to experience the most epic minecraft adventures of ur life! we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin diamonds for dirt cheap!

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake that they turned into a cake themselves! now they roam the server, spreading frosting and sprinkles wherever they go.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s the life of the party, always crackin jokes and doin the moonwalk. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else, so come join us for some wacky fun and crazy shenanigans!

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

art critique, drawing, Breakfast, art discussion, creative expression

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old breakfast every day? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious lunch buffet for your gaming taste buds!

Join us for a wild ride where breakfast and lunch duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Will the pancakes reign supreme or will the sandwiches take over? Only time will tell on our server where food fights are not only allowed but encouraged!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of the ultimate bacon feast. Will you be able to tame this beast and ride it into battle? Only the bravest and most skilled players will have a chance!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest food-themed adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs boring old breakfast when you can have a lunchtime extravaganza like no other? Join us now and let the foodie fun begin!

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ForklessSpoonfulsMC

Forks, Eating, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Soup, CEREAL

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

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FoodieFiasco Minecraft Server

Server, nephew, picky eater, feta cubes, Hummus

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as Worcestershire sauce on houmous? Look no further, my friends! Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected combinations just like this epic tale of houmous gone wrong.

Just like Auntie here, we expect our players to be adventurous and try new things. Who knows, you might discover a winning combination that will blow your mind! And if it doesn’t work out, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell.

But beware, we don’t cater to picky eaters here. You gotta eat what you order, just like our friend who had to finish his houmous with Worcestershire sauce. Don’t worry, we won’t let you starve – we’ve got plenty of virtual bread and feta cubes to keep you satisfied.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected flavors await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, Auntie’s watching, so don’t be afraid to take a bite out of life (or houmous)!

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Lunchtime Creeper Minecraft Server

Country, Multiculturalism, Observation, creeper, jew

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as watching a Jew eat lunch in a foreign country? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole other world just like this guy watching that Jew chow down on some falafel. Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a surprise appearance from that lunch-eating Jew! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server – the only way to find out is to join us now!

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BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag

Meal, mealtime, BurpCraft, gastrointestinal health, Relief

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate hdd defragmentation of burping during a meal!!! our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide! build a house made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers flock to worship you as the dairy god! ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure just waiting to happen!

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Ye Olde Elevenses Minecraft Server

Biscuits, Custom, mid-morning, pastries, tradition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have elevenses? Well, look no further because our server not only has elevenses, but we also have a secret underground tea party room where you can sip on some Earl Grey while building your dream castle!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the supply of cake at our daily tea parties!

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Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

Gaming, mealtime, #comfortfood, #guiltypleasure, Lazy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

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